There were dozens of lists of the most memorable VMA fashion moments, and I doubt any from last night’s show will make any future lists. Though the ladies looked fab, there weren’t any crazy outfits, not even from Lady Gaga. The VMAs are where you get crazy, and literally, show your ass, but we’ll have to settle for some high slits and bare midriffs.
To promote the theme of her new single “Roar,” Katy Perry wore this animal print Emanuel Ungaro dress. She was a bit upstaged by the lovely girl behind her.
Miley Cyrus, she tries so damned hard. Here she is in vintage Dolce & Gabbana looking like a reject extra from ‘Selena.’
Selena Gomez looked much better in Versace.
Rita Ora wore a stunning gown by Alexandre Vauthier. Giving us the train, and blonde bob, I wish Beyonce would have brought to the show.
Ciara in sheer Givenchy with her boyfriend, Future.
I liked Ellie Goulding‘s spikey dress, but wondered if she could comfortably sit down in it.
The lovely, and newly reunited, ladies of Danity Kane
Holland Roden was a bit overdressed in Naeem Khan, but it was gorgeous.
Lady Gaga in Prabal Gurung. A bit understated for her, don’t you think?
Robin Thicke and wife, Paula Patton
Erin Wasson, giving us stank in a very see through Alexandre Vauthier dress.
Jennifer Hudson in Christian Dior
I absolutely love T-Boz and Chilli of TLC, but sigh. Ladies.
Willow is working her “smize”, Jaden might be confused as to where he is.
2 Chainz, because why the hell not?