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Justin Bieber Denies That HE is the Father!



I swear to Gawwd.  If Justin Bieber is considering covering Michael Jackson’s classic, Billie Jean, I’m going to become a follower of  that NUTCASE, Harold Camping, because it truly WILL be the End of the World as we know it.  (Or maybe the other nutcase, Michael Stipe, I haven’t decided yet.)

via MTV/RadarOnline:

Radar Online reports that Mariah Yeater claims she had unprotected sex with Bieber a year ago in a backstage area at one of the singer’s concerts and that her three-month-old baby is his. According to an upcoming issue of Star magazine, “in a hand-signed affidavit, sworn under the penalty of perjury, Yeater told a California court that Bieber propositioned her on October 25 of last year, when she was 19. The pair had a sexual tryst after his concert and backstage at L.A.’s Staples Center, it’s alleged in court papers.”

The affidavit requests that the court compel Bieber to undergo a paternity test to prove whether the child, named Tristan, is his and then to provide “reasonable child support, effective immediately.”

You think Wall Street Occupation is bad? Just you wait.

Seriously.  I will start my own Occupy Bieber Street if that little wuss has the gall to cover ANYTHING by MJ.

Just don't EVEN, Bieber.

Photo By Eugene Adebari/ Rex USA

I ain’t playin’.  Who’s with me?  Let’s meet at the WalMart and get some tents and blankets (not THAT Blanket).

Oh, and this right here is how rumors get started, FYI.  Just doing my civic duty.