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Dolphins’ Bradon Marshall Stabbed by Wife…You Don’t Say?

Brandon will be just fine, don't worry. His wife? Not so much, I'm willing to bet.


Early this morning, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall was hospitalized after being stabbed in the stomach.  His wife, Michi, was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon shortly thereafter, but  she’ll probably end up serving hard time because that’s usually how it works.  Marshall, however, has never paid any kind of price for beating the crap out of  women over many, many years.

Michi Marshall's mugshot from today...

So, let’s just take a look at her NFL wide receiver, Brandon Marshall’s criminal record, shall we?


Brandon Marshall - mugshot

Date: March 6, 2008
Location: Atlanta, GA
Arrested: Battery
Incident: Marshall’s girlfriend claimed Marshall hit her in the mouth and eye on March 4, leaving her with “visible marks  above the eye and a laceration on her top and bottom lip.”
Result: The case is in the hands of Fulton County authorities and they have yet to decide on formal charges.

Date: October 22, 2007
Location: Denver, CO
Arrested: DUI
Incident: Marshall is arrested after reportedly driving the wrong way on a one-way street in Denver.
Result:Marshall pleaded not guilty and his trial is scheduled for September 16.

Date: March 26, 2007
Location: Highlands Ranch
Arrested: Domestic Violence and false imprisionment.
Incident: Marshall’s girlfriend called police to Marshall’s home after the couple got into a fight.  Marshall was accused of blocking a taxi the girlfriend was in with another vehicle and pounding on the taxi’s windows.  This happened several times before the taxi driver was able to get away.
Result: Charges were dismissed in May 2007Date: March 21, 2007
Location: Palm Beach County, FL
Incident: Police interview Marshall after they were called to the scene of an argument between Marshall and his girlfriend near Boca Raton.  While both sides claimed the confrontation was not violent, Marshall admitted to slamming an iron pipe to the ground in frustration after his girlfriend left the area.

Date: January 24, 2007
Location: Orange County Florida
Incident: Police interview Marshall and his father, Frederick, outside a bowling alley after the two got into an argument over money.   According to the police report, Frederick Marshall said his son fired a gun, a claim that was not supported by witnesses.  Brandon Marshall said his father tried to run him over with his car and repeatedly told his son that he would “ruin his football career”.  Both father and son refused to press charges and neither was arrested.

Date: June 17, 2006
Location: Orange County, Fl
Incident: Once again, Marshall’s girlfriend is involved, this time telling police that Marshall slapped her, pushed her to the ground and grabbed her arms during an argument that spanned several hours in their apartment.  She also claimed that Marshall through a phone or remote control at her, striking her in the forehead and cutting her above the eye.  A formal statement was sent to police in October 2006, but charges were never filed.

I’ll probably catch a lot of sh*t for this one, but, just maybe…

Most women can be pushed only so far–especially if you decide to get abusive with her in the KITCHEN.  Everyone knows that.  Sheeeesh.

Nicolas Cage Arrested for Domestic Abuse in New Orleans

Turn to the RIGHT!


Ohforpitysake. If ONLY Nic Cage were as endearing as H.I. McDonnough from his classic (and BEST) film, Raising Arizona.

via TMZ:


Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Nic was “very drunk” on the streets of N.O. when a cab driver saw him loudly arguing with his wife Alice.

We’re told the cabbie called the police and said in addition to the screaming and yelling … he saw Nic grab her.

We’re told the police came and told Nic and his wife to just go home. That’s when Nic allegedly told cops, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The cops then reiterated that he and his wife should just go home. Cage then repeated his dare to cops.

At that point, police took Nic into custody and charged him with …domestic abuse and disturbing the peace.

We’re also told Nic’s wife is not a complaining witness and does not want him charged — and says there was no physical contact.

UPDATE 10:27 AM PT — A bond has been set at $11,000.

UPDATE 11:20 AM PT — Cage has been released.



Oh, that Charlie Sheen! A Felony?? (Where’s the canned laughter?)

Ha...remember when Charlie pretended to be a normal dude for a minute? Yeah. Me neither.

Guess who’s being charge with felony menacing and misdemeanor mischief. The criminal complaints are expected to be filed as early as Friday morning.

Let’s all think back to a snowy Christmas morning in Aspen, Colorado just a few weeks ago.  Charlie was arrested by Aspen police following a domestic dispute with wife Brooke Mueller, who reportedly checked into a hospital, then a rehabilitation clinic, after the incident.  (We’ve found a new reason to go to rehab: Pneumonia. And, you’re welcome.)  So now Sheen is estranged from his wife under a restraining order, which was temporarily lifted last month to accommodate a hospital visit, and will be reevaluated at his court hearing.

According to TMZ:

“..he is “not expected to enter a plea” regarding the assault charges, but hopes to “relax the protective order prohibiting any contact [with Mueller].”

Here’s the rub:  Charlie’s still the highest paid sitcom actor on television.  Why do I have a feeling this crap will all disappear in a few months–weeks, even?  He’ll do a few interviews, show up on Larry King, maybe.  Eventually, The View, and use that a-hole Mel Gibson’s now infamous words: I’ve done all the necessary mea culpas. Let’s move on.”

And the ratings for Two and a Half Men will continue to stay in the stratosphere.