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Is Lady Gaga really engaged to Luc Carl?

Wow.  Rumor has it that Lady Gaga is engaged to her on again/off again bartender boyfriend Lüc Carl, whom she has known since she was a struggling artiste.  While I’m not sure whether this is real or simply a rumor for even more publicity (as if Gaga needs it?) for her new album, Born This Way, I’m still interested.  Especially since Lüc Carl looks like a member of a Bon Jovi cover-band from Atlantic City.   Oy.

via The Daily Star:

“The two spent Christmas and New Year with his parents at the humble house where he grew up in Springfield, Nebraska.

And we can exclusively reveal they have now shacked up together at the singer’s $25,000-a-month rented Bel Air mansion.

The two met four years ago in Manhattan bar St Jerome’s, where he was pouring cocktails after failing to make it as a drummer in a heavy metal band in Omaha.

But they split up before she became a global hit with her 2008 debut LP. This was despite several tracks being “all about their relationship,” according to pal Brendan Sullivan.

Members of Gaga’s entourage were horrified when they got back together last year and Sullivan added: “Lüc is the only man who has ever stood up to her.

“When they met he was an out-and-out heavy metal fan who didn’t respect a single thing she was trying to do musically.

“More than that, he would publicly put her down and even cheated on her at least once with a girl who was a regular at St Jerome’s.”

But Angela Ciemny, the wife of Gaga’s ex-manager David Ciemny and still one of her closest friends, said: “She has always had a thing for Lüc way beyond anything she’s had with any other man.”

Pals believe that 24-year-old Gaga and Lüc, 29, could announce their engagement just before the release of her next single Born This Way on February 13.”
The  weirdest quote is, “She doesn’t even have a proper ring because he couldn’t afford one.”  As if Gaga would go for something from Kay Jewelers…on a layaway plan. But who knows?  She might just think it’s awesome.

WAIT.  I have a better idea!  A replica of Bella Swan’s engagement ring…

Purrrrfect.  Nice how I can insult two separate groups of nuts.  (I’m in the Gaga Nut Group.  Clearly.)