Holy Lord. Who in Paul McCartney-is-filling-in-for-Kurt Cobain-hell is THAT? (More about that travesty later. I promise you.)
Seriously though. Whose skinny mustached-ass (ew) is getting arrested up there? Oh, it’s none other than Matthew McConaughey werqin’ it so that HE can be the number one Oscar Campaigner next year. MM and
Jared Leto Jordan Catalano are both starving themselves for the sake of Their Craft for the upcoming film The Dallas Buyers Club. Boys? That’s so 90’s of you. You didn’t see Mike Myers piling on the weight for Shrek.
(Ben Affleck will deliver the sadness personally to Matthew and soon we’ll be seeing him begging for food for himself and those hungry kids.)
Jesus H. I’m crabby today. See what Paul McCartney does to me??