Hey, y’all. I have titties. – M. Cyrus
Ugh. See what I did there? I gave you a completely lame and misleading headline. Yaaaaawwwn. I’m even boring
myself when it comes to these two, and I tend to be my own biggest fan. (Not really. I hate everything I write.) Not really. What?
Everyone’s favorite hillbilly has landed a spot on
no one’s everyone’s favorite sitcom, Two and a Half Men. I’m cringing at these photo. It’s just a bit too pervy. I’m looking at you, Kutcher. Cyrus
Cyrus makes her Two and a Half Men debut on Thursday, Oct. 17, as Missi, Walden’s (Kutcher) friend’s daughter, who begins to make him feel old.
And while Missi spends some time with Walden in bed, she’s actually a love interest for Jake (Angus T. Jones), who returns home from the army to visit his father Alan (Jon Cryer). Short-shorts and a bikini top. Formal-wear for the trailer park set!
Miley plays a little gal named ? I think that’s close enough to the ultimate in white-trash names, Missy don’t you? Misty,
Off I go to read all the hate-comments by chicks named
Wait. That would mean they can Misty. read.
Daaaayummm. I’m stunned by my own bitchiness.
Sometimes I just have to post photos for no other reason than they are gross and if
have been forced to look at them, so must YOU. I
Miley. Just how many things are wrong with these photos? Let’s count, shall we?
"Where's the HoneyBucket, y'all?"
1.) That SHIRT.
2.) Them skinnuh legs.
3.) That haay-err. But mostly?
4.) That hideous dream-catcher tattoo that I just
I wanna hear what the grossest parts of these photos are for
y’all. Oh, and I ain’t bein’ mean. Miley just gives white trash a bad name, if you ask me.
That. Dress. Ugh. (Photo by Daniel Christian/FilmMagic)
I really don't care for those shoes, Miley.
Oh, did you know that Miley has a special fashion icon with whom she tries to emulate? She
AND she wears a blonde wig on occasion!
Vivian Ward is responsible for Miley’s new touring wardrobe. Someone, anyone, introduce Mile to Vivienne Westwood, please?
On second thought, DON’T. This is much more fun.