What kind of gotdamn Royal Goon am I when I have no bloody idea what Trooping the Colour is all about? Listen, I really only care about the personal stuff with The Royal Family, like Harry in Las Vegas, the meaty thighs of Baby Prince George (and how much he looks like my son Alex when he was a baby), EVERYTHING about Kate, my undying love for William and his Mum Diana …and that’s really IT for Royal worship. Oh, and The Queen’s corgis!
What I really wanna know is, what the BLOODY HELL* is so funny??
No one…and I mean no one makes Kate laugh like her naughty, cheeky, bracelet-wearing Ginger brother-in-law. And I kind of love it. Seriously though. What’s so funny?
*See? I can talk fancy like them Royals.