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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Baby Maxwell On Twitter

Awwww....Baby Max


Photo via Twitter

Jessica Simpson gave us a first look at her daughter Maxwell Drew, tweeting her first picture of the 8-week old. She gave birth on May 1, and little Max already looks so much like her. Look at her boo-boo lip!

As if motherhood wasn’t enough, reportedly Simpson is worried about those 50 pounds she has to lose for her multi-million dollar contract with Weight Watchers. Her trainer, Harley Pasternak tells In Touch magazine that she is as “focused and determined as ever,” and has been in the gym five times in the past two weeks. Still, 50 pounds is a lot to have to lose in 5 months, but with a strict diet and a personal trainer, I’m sure she can do it.

Jackie Warner Thinks Jessica Simpson Should Have Worked Out During Her Pregnancy

Jackie Warner, that "trainer chick" from TV


Really, Jackie?  How many time have YOU been pregnant? Here’s what Miss Sinew-Arms had to say about Jessica:


“If you’re working out during your pregnancy, the pregnancy not only goes better, the baby is healthier, and the weight falls off much quicker. It’s really really important to work out during pregnancy. I have trained many clients at nearly seven months along, so there really is a lot that you can do.”


That’s only my first point.  My second point is, enough with the bitchiness about Jessica Simpson‘s weight during and post-pregnancy.  Honestly.  Most bloggers thought it was cool to post (then mock) Jessica having the gall to go out in public like she just had a 10 pound baby!!  The NERVE of that woman…looking like a normal woman after giving birth.  I refused to take part in any of that crap.

And now this woman (who most people don’t even recognize) feels the need to remain relevant by shaming Jessica’s pregnancy and post-pregnancy weight and lifestyle.  Let me tell you something:  The ONLY way I “worked out” during the pregnancies of my sons was running to the closest bathroom (or alley, or bush, or bowl in the car) so I could puke, vomit, spew, hoark, dry-heave, or wet-heave some neon bile OR the meal I just forced down. Oh, and if I was SUPER LUCKY, I’d pee my pants at the same time!  I weighed 134 lbs. AT DELIVERY with my eldest son, Alex because I was so nauseous–and he weighed 7 lbs. 15 oz.  I actually envy Jessica for always looking happy and healthy during her pregnancy.


Jessica Simpson was clearly happy pregnant.


Oh, and Jessica is also signed on to represent Weight Watchers during her weight loss for a cool $4 million.  I think she’s using that as motivation to lose weight, because as we all know, girlfriend is a billionaire with a capital B.  She’s clearly not doing it for the money.

Jackie Warner needs to shut her pie hole.


Jessica Simpson, For Weight Watchers, Covers People Magazine With Baby Maxwell

Jessica, Baby Maxwell and Daddy Eric


Jessica Simpson reveals her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson for the first time on the cover of People. Simpson tells the mag that life has completely changed for her and fiance Eric Johnson and they just “can’t get enough” of their baby girl. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!”

As if Jessica didn’t already have her hands full with changing diapers, she has just become Weight Watchers newest spokesperson.

 “We’re thrilled that Jessica Simpson has chosen to join Weight Watchers to adopt a healthier lifestyle and inspire others to do the same,” the company said in a statement.

Will this be Jessica by the 4th of July, I wonder?

The 31-year old is pocketing $4 million dollars from the deal and is hoping to lose the weight she gained during her pregnancy within the year.

I wonder if she’ll be singing in her commercials like Jennifer Hudson.