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Kanye West Is NOT A Celebrity, You Guys.

 

I’m pretty sure you can see or HEAR my eyes rolling all the way back into my skull, right?  Kanye West is brilliantly pontificating (read: spouting public dumbassery once again) about how he “is not a celebrity“.  Uh…that’s not what I heard.  ‘Ye’s REALITY CELEBRITY Baby Mama, Kim Kardashian was Instram-ing up a storm during the Adult Swim Upfront at New York’s Roseland Ballroom Wednesday night.

via: Kim Kardashian’s Instagram
via: Kim Kardashian’s Instagram

Ugh.

via: Billboard.com 

“I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity,” Kanye West said halfway through his nearly 90-minute set at the Adult Swim Upfront at New York’s Roseland Ballroom Wednesday night. “There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin it. That’s muthafuckin it!

So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.

It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas, man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become un-human where I have to turn myself back? Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckin sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.

Muthafuckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a nigga to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin ‘SNL’ skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.”

Dude. Shut UP. What a humorless butthole.  Oh, and it most certainly is a muthafuckin joke”Yeezy.

Speaking of Celine Dion, She’s Got a New ‘Signature’ Fragrance

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Celine?  Celine Dion? You asked for this crap.  By sending out your goons to scare off the fine folks at Ridiculous Pictures of Celine Dion, all you did was make EVERYONE go a-huntin’ for the photographic cray-cray.  Honestly.  It’s your fault.

What stinks?

Oh, what’s that?  You have a new fragrance out you say?

“The new fragrance contains top notes of mimosa blossom, pink lady apple and juicy guava; a heart of Indian jasmine, rose essence and magnolia blossom, and a drydown of sensual musk, amberwood and sandalwood. Dion has said that Mimosa and wood are in nearly every one of her fragrances because they remind the star of her Canadian childhood.”

See? I don’t care if I have a photo with “stink-face”.

Huh.  Fragrance sounds lovely.