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Mila Kunis Is ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Says Esquire Magazine

Look at the gorgeous, sexiness of Mila Kunis as this year’s Sexiest Woman Alive.

Photos: Esquire.com

Wow. I’LL say.  I haven’t agreed with Esquire’s annual “Sexiest Woman Alive” since Angelina Jolie was name back in 2004.  (Fine. So I have a type.)

Just to refresh your memory of Angelina’s 2004 “Sexiest Woman Alive” cover…

Mila is an interesting one. (Aside from hooking up again with Kutcher, but whatevs.) She gives a good interview, I’ll say that much.

via Esquire:


People are assholes and people lie,” says Mila Kunis on a lovely Wednesday morning in a café in the Hollywood Hills. What she’s talking about is her experience during the production and then the promotion of Max Payne, the 2008 action film she starred in with Mark Wahlberg. This all erupted suddenly, when that movie happened to come up during a conversation about some of her recent roles. She didn’t want to talk about it. Then she paused. And then she started talking about it. She squinted and slowly moved her head from side to side in a way that only means … motherfuckers! What Kunis is right now is worked up. Which is a fascinating thing to watch. Because onscreen, Mila Kunis is a master at being worked up — as Jackie on That ’70s Show, as Wahlberg’s girlfriend in Ted, as the voice of Meg Griffin on Family Guy. In real life, it’s just as captivating. Even over eggs.

So I spoke with Seth about you. And he mocked me at least once.

Only once?

I used the word wonderful to describe your voice.

“Meg” – Family Guy/FOX

Oh, God.

What I meant was textured and interesting and great for an animated show. And he started laughing. He said, “Wonderful would not be the word I would use to describe it. Overpowering maybe.”

He’s such a douchebag. I keep telling him, “Sarcasm does not translate well in print.” And he is so fucking dry. I’ve known him since I was fourteen, and I find self-deprecating humor great. I tell him, “You can mock away because I know who you are. In print, though? You’re going to come off like an asshole. So be careful.”

I look forward to finding Mila in my mailbox in a week or so…have I mentioned that Esquire is may favorite magazine, because it IS.


Oh Gurrrl. Christina Aguilera is dating Samantha Ronson now?

Christina looks different. And smug.

The charming folks at X17 are blabbing that soon-to-be divorced Christina Aguilera is currently “dating” Lindsay’s ex, Samantha Ronson.

What?  No. Seriously.  WHAT?  First of all, Lindsay’s eyes are gonna pop CLEAN outta her heeeed when she hears (and believes) this crap from some common bitch at The Betty Ford Center.

via X17:

“The two have been inseparable… Christina Aguilera really lets down her guard around Sam. They’re very comfortable with each other.”

And this nugget:

“Christina doesn’t create the kind of drama that Lindsay did.”

GASP.  Oh. No. They. DITN’T.

Is she really going out with her?? Samantha Ronson.

It’s also all over The Internets that Christina and her husband, Jordan Bratman had an “open marriage” — insinuating that Christina was allowed to go looking for chicks to bring home at clubs like The Abbey in West Hollywood.  And by “bring home”, it’s also being said that she didn’t share the girls with hubby.

You know what?  I’ll bet Jordan is a good enough guy.  He seems sweet (and probably pretty tolerant of Diva Behavior 101.)  And if Christina is actually diggin’ on the girls? Awwwwesome.  For reals.  Better to realize this now and not live in misery.

I’ll let you in on a secret:  When Xtina released Dirrty, I had a huge girl-crush on her.  Yeah.  I said it.  I’m not proud of it necessarily, but I’m just sayin’.