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Sandra Bullock to Divorce Jesse James? “Oh, it’s already been broughten!”

Get your filthy paws off my silky drawz!

Sandra Bullock is OVAH it, according to RadarOnline.com — and good for her.  (Elin? Listen UP!)

It’s being reported that Sandy has already start the process of divorcing that lump of slime she’s married to, biker and Nazi slut-connoisseur, Jesse James.

Every single day seems to bring some more nasty swill for Sandra to have to drink when yet another one of Jesse’s toss-pieces (thanks to the Brit sitcom, Outnumbered for that term!) crawl out of the garage and into the spotlight, wearing a “Jesse’s Girl” jacket.  It’s gross.

Of course it’s being said, too, that Sandra has no intention of seeking any kind of custody of Jesse’s three kids.  As if those kids weren’t messed up enough…now this.

I swear to God, if I hear that Jesse has checked into Sex Rehab, I’m gonna scream…as if THAT’S a free pass to f*ck around on your wife. Psssh.