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Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on Cover of W Magazine – My EYES!!!! GAHHH!

OhDearLort....help...me....

(Credit: W Magazine)

Please help me.  I can’t with this image…I just can’t.  What in the GOTdamnhell?  “Rock of Ages” is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)

I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport…depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen.  The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized…and Tommy Girl, giving his best guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!

Help. Me….please. I can’t take it anymore.  I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.

Call 911.