(Credit: W Magazine)
Please help me. I can’t with this image…I just can’t. What in the GOTdamnhell? “Rock of Ages” is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)
I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport…depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen. The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized…and Tommy Girl, giving his best
guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!
Help. Me….please. I can’t take it anymore. I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.