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Wes Anderson’s ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Trailer – Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton and EVERYONE ELSE!



Goodness! Who isn’t in Wes Anderson’s new film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel‘?  Look at this cast:  Ralph Fiennes, Adrien Brody, Willem Dafoe, Lea Seydoux, Jeff Goldblum, Jason Schwartzman, Jude Law, David Bowie Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel, Tom Wilkinson, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson, forpitysake!

Fox Searchlight gives us the synopsis of this strange and funny film:

“The Grand Budapest Hotel” recounts the adventures of M. Gustave, a legendary concierge at a famous European hotel between the wars, and Zero Moustafa, the lobby boy who becomes his most trusted friend. The story involves the theft and recovery of a priceless Renaissance painting and the battle for an enormous family fortune — all against the back-drop of a suddenly and dramatically changing continent.”



I love seeing Ralph Fiennes in a role like this…he’s usually a bit of a creep, don’t you think?

So.  Here’s the question: Will you venture out to see this in a proper theater or wait til it’s on Netflix?  The film opens March 7th.

Tilda Swinton Needs to STOP Pretending to be David Bowie. Now.

Knock it off, Tilda.

Photo: WMagazine

Gotdammit.  I’m crabby and this crap doesn’t help.  In my best Oprah voice: “I GET IT, PEOPLE! Tilda Swinton looks like a dude when she dresses like one!” Who DOESN’T?

There is ONLY ONE MF-ing Thin White Duke!

Jesus.  W Magazine’s stylists and photo editors really need to try something original.  And keep their grubby paws off David Bowie.

See? Mr. Bowie's unhappy about this travesty as well. He TOLD me.

Man, I’m cranky.  And OLD.

p.s.  Do you have an absolutely fear and dread that a celebrity you WORSHIP is going to die?  Yeah.  I thought so…who is yours?  I guess you know mine NOW. (Oh, FYI: It’s not Swinton, you dorks.)