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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in JAIL

Lindsay on her way into court today, looking somber in sailor pants.

Photo: DListed

Oh. Gurrrrrl.  Jail time.  Community Service at the L.A. Women’s Shelter, and get THIS–more Community Service at the L.A. County MORGUE.  One more time:  Oh.  Gurrrrrrl.

via TMZ.com

“Lindsay has been remanded into custody and taken to the basement of the courthouse for booking.  Lindsay’s lawyer has said she’ll appeal, which means Lindsay is entitled to post bail.

Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service — 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women’s Center, so Lindsay can see how needy women have to live.  The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County morgue.

Judge Sautner explained that Lindsay should have called the store and notified the owners about the necklace sooner.  She waited several weeks and returned the necklace after finding out the cops were about to raid her house.

Sautner seemed influenced by the surveillance video, which she saw for the first time in court today.  Sautner agreed with Danette Meyers, who argued Lindsay used her friend Patrick as a decoy to distract the clerk.”

Lucky for Lindsay, though, her felony grand theft charge was down-graded to a misdemeanor.

Do we really think Lilo will spend the full 120 days in the County lock-up?  I’m wondering how she’ll handle her time at the morgue, aren’t you?

Yikes. Take a good look at that table. Those HOLES are really scary.

Oh, and good luck with the part in the John Gotti film, girl.  She’ll be lucky to be an extra; ain’t nobody gon’ hire her now.

Nicolas Cage Arrested for Domestic Abuse in New Orleans

Turn to the RIGHT!


Ohforpitysake. If ONLY Nic Cage were as endearing as H.I. McDonnough from his classic (and BEST) film, Raising Arizona.

via TMZ:


Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Nic was “very drunk” on the streets of N.O. when a cab driver saw him loudly arguing with his wife Alice.

We’re told the cabbie called the police and said in addition to the screaming and yelling … he saw Nic grab her.

We’re told the police came and told Nic and his wife to just go home. That’s when Nic allegedly told cops, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The cops then reiterated that he and his wife should just go home. Cage then repeated his dare to cops.

At that point, police took Nic into custody and charged him with …domestic abuse and disturbing the peace.

We’re also told Nic’s wife is not a complaining witness and does not want him charged — and says there was no physical contact.

UPDATE 10:27 AM PT — A bond has been set at $11,000.

UPDATE 11:20 AM PT — Cage has been released.



Christina Aguilera ARRESTED!

Aguilera and that boyfriend of hers


It was being speculated that 2011 was supposed to be a better year for Xtina, but things are quickly going downhill. The singer was arrested this morning for public intoxication and “being unable to take care of herself” in West Hollywood.  I didn’t realize the latter was an offense you could be put in jail for, did you?

Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were pulled over around 2:45 am. Her bail was set at $250, while his was set at $30,000 for driving while under the influence.

The singer was released at 7:30am. Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore confirms Christina was arrested, booked, fingerprinted, put a cell, and then monitored.  But Whitmore insisted they had “no desire” to prosecute her.

I can’t even begin with how stupid this is…you’re both drunk, call a damn cab! Oh yeah, and you have a child and yes, a career, to think about.

Get your sh*t together girl, and dump this guy.

Oh, and check out what P!NK posted on her Twitter account:

Gurrrl. No. KIDDING.