You guys. It’s happening. The Rolling Stones are touring. Maybe. Probably. We’re pretty sure.
We’ve got a “1st Draft Tour Schedule” from StonesNews.com, which isn’t The Lort’s Godspell, but you should sign in to your Corporate Ticket Pimpstore JUST IN CASE to get in queue.
See if your city is listed — LOOK where the Stones are (MAYBE) playing their first date!
|May 2 KeyArena, Seattle, WA
May 4 Oracle Arena, Oakland, CA
May 6 Oracle Arena, Oakland, CA
May 9 United Center, Chicago, IL
May 11 United Center, Chicago, IL (maybe)
May 14 (or 19) Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON
(or Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA) and/or (maybe)
May 16 Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
(or May 15 TD Garden, Boston, MA)
May 18 XL Center, Hartford, CT (or
May 17 TD Garden, Boston, MA)
May 21 Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
May 24 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
May 27 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
May 30 (or 19) Verizon Center, Washington, DC
|June 1 American Airlinesd Arena, Miami, FL (maybe)
June 4 (or May 30) Time Warner Cable Center, Charlotte, NC or
June 5 (or May 30) Phillips Arena, Atlanta, GA
June 6 AT&T Center, San Antonio, TX or AA Center, Dallas, TX
June 8 MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, NV
June (10 or) 11 Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA
June (12 or) 13 Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA
June 15 MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, NV
(or June 14 Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA)
June 29 Glastonbury Festival, Worthy Farm, Pilton, UK
July 6 Hyde Park, London, UK
July 13 Hyde Park, London, UK
(maybe) July 20 or 27 Plains of Abraham, Quebec City, QC
I’ve seen these boys live. Have you? I took my pretty-boy singer/songwriter son, Hunter to the 40 Licks Tour when he was in 6th grade. I don’t get super-starstruck, but when I saw Mick Jagger take the stage, my first thought was “ohmygod…I’m breathing the same AIR as MICK!“. I know, right? D O R K. I was flooded with images of The Ed Sullivan Show, Studio 54, Altamont, Andy Warhol, Maryanne, Bianca, Jerry, and the fact that I was THERE…with Hunter? Man.
I’ve said it before, but I felt like I was taking him to SCHOOL. This time, though, he was working on his Masters Degree.
I’m telling you people who laugh and make fun of the age of these legends. GO. Take it all in, and realize that we will NEVER see a band like this ever again.
This WILL be the last time.