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Seth MacFarlane To Host the 2013 Oscars?

Oh, HEY Guys!

Wow.  Seth MacFarlane hosting the 2013 Oscars?

I don’t know how this will go over with the audience at the Old Fart and Biddy Theater where the Oscars are broadcast in living color on your black and white television set.  I’m assuming the voting members of the Academy (super-old white dudes and their significant others/escorts) tend not to tune into to Stewie and the gang on Family Guy.  Nor have said old whiteys seen Seth’s hit film movie Ted which made a gazillion dollars all over the world.

Seth has released a statement regarding his excitement and mentioned Charlie Sheen:

“It’s truly an overwhelming privilege to be asked to host the Oscars,” MacFarlane said in the release. “My thoughts upon hearing the news were, one, I will do my utmost to live up to the high standards set forth by my predecessors; and two, I hope they don’t find out I hosted the Charlie Sheen roast.”

HA! Listen, I’m the first to admit to a tiny crush on tiny Seth.  Cute and funny go a long way up in here. But he was just okay hosting SNL and relied too heavily on his voices-schtick.  (Of course, if he didn’t “do Stewie” I’d be all mad about that, too…there’s no winning with my fat ass, apparently.)

Gaaah.  Whatever.  What do you all think?  I will say that I never cared much for Billy Crystal, except for when he first started hosting back in the what, 1930’s?  Of course I’d love to see mean, mean, FUNNY-mean Ricky Gervais host the Oscars but that will never happen.  He’s not even doing the Golden Globes again, so we’ve heard.

Stick with this look, Seth. You’ll like the way you look.

Photo: GettyImages

I have one bit of advice for Seth about hosting: Even though you’ve already worn this look, STICK WITH THE WHITE DINNER JACKET.  It draws the eye upwards and makes you appear TALLER. I know of what I speak. I guaran-effing-tee it.

The Men’s Wearhouse Gala Seattle 2011 – Picture Overload

My SilverFox and me

As usual, The Men’s Wearhouse Holiday Party at the Renaissance Seattle Hotel was fantastic last night.  I know.  All you guys care about are the pictures, so I’ll get to it.

My poor SilverFox husband was hit with a second round of a nasty cold Saturday night, but he put on a brave face and carried on handsomely.

My son, Alex’s store (Silverdale shout-out!) did well and was recognized with a couple awards.

Drew, Alex, Nolan and Nick. They love each other.
Nathan and My SilverFox
Mama and Alex (Felix's Dad)
Dayna and DivaJulia - The New AbFab?
Dayna's plate of bacon. Oh, and soup. What??
Surprise??

This is what happens when a camera is left on the table in front of Dayna…LOVE her.

Hey, Baby.
Mama J (aka DivaJulia, aka Mim)

I love wearing this dress (and I don’t squeeze into it very often!).  It’s early 60’s vintage as are the earrings.  I never wear my hair up, but asked McKenzie from my favorite salon, Sugardaddy’s to Mad Men me up, and I just loved the results!  (The pile of hairpins on the counter was hilarious, when I tried to take it down!)

Another fun (but exhausting) party...I guaran-effing-tee it.

 

Pee-wee Herman wants endorsement deal with The Men’s Wearhouse

Yes, indeed. Pee-wee SHOULD get an endorsement deal with the Men's Wearhouse.

Photo: A. Stroud

The Secret Word is...MEN'S WEARHOUSE! AAAAAAAAHHHH!

This is all kinds of hilarious.  Paul Reubens, as his iconic character Pee-wee Herman writes his own blog for The Huffington Post.  His most recent post details his faux-sympathy for the poor huddled, exhausted and stranded folks at dozens of airports during the Holiday Snowstorm, along-side his Annual New Years Resolution List.  The best resolution on the list, by far is this:

“Land an endorsement deal with Men’s Wearhouse. I don’t think I am wrong when I say the phrase, “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” would sound much better coming from me than that other guy.”

I'd rather be standing next to Pee-wee here. Just sayin'.

Believe you me, I’m going to campaign the ever-lovin’ crap outta this.  Seriously.  Wouldn’t y’all rather see Pee-wee during every commercial break than “that other guy”?

You wanna “Ask George” Zimmer about this amazing idea?  Click right HERE!