Shiloh got her hair cut.
GASP! (Not really.)
WHEN will they just leave Chaz Bono Shiloh alone? ForpitySAKE. First of all, how do we know that little minx Naomi Campbell Zahara didn't cut Shi's hair? How do we know SHILOH didn't cut SHILOH'S hair?? Y'all must have stories of some nutty kid in your family who took the pinking shears to someone's head or tail, right? (That poor kitten's tail might grow back, right?)
Here's the God's Honest Truth: Alex called me last week telling me he went downstairs for "just a SECOND (that ol' line again) to get a dvd" and found Felix with one entire arm in the toilet and scissors in the other hand. Yep, Edward Toilethands is in our midst. Kids play with scissors, in other words.
Jaaayzus. Let this little kid BE. I think it's sweet Brad and Angie are just letting her live in Neverland--well, not literally in Santa Ynez with the Ghost of Michael Jackson--the real Neverland. John, I mean, SHILOH looks darling.
Tres Jolie in Paris – Angelina filming “The Tourist”
Angie, onset of "The Tourist"
Perfection.
Oh, yes. Dipped in Cream is posting two Angelina Jolie blogs in less than 24 hours -- but, holyLAWD, look at her!!
As well all know (or didn't know) Angie's in Paris for the filming of her latest movie The Tourist with her latest conquest Johnny Depp. Brad Pitt better pray that Johnny doesn't clean up as well as his babymama does during filming because all hell could break loose.
In other words? Brad, your appearance does matter. Angie didn't fall for a stinky, wet goat that sleeps on the couch in front of the single-wide trailer.
Oh, and don't forget to eat those Pabst Blue Ribbon cans over by the tire swing, Brad. Pick up after yourself, at the very least.
Angelina Jolie to play Kay Scarpetta in Action Franchise
Oh, Angelina. I still love you and your tattoos...
I've been hearing whisperings about this news, but it looks as though Angie may actually bring Patricia Cornwell's fictional character, Kay Scarpetta to the big screen.
Source: LosAngelesTimes.com
The other was Patricia Cornwell, one of the world's most commercial authors.( Words )
"When Angelina came out of left field last year, I was floored," she says. And then it took months of protracted negotiations to get the two in a room together. "I think meeting the head of the KGB might have been easier," Cornwell says. "It was all hush-hush." Finally, Jolie's "Salt" trailer, then located on Long Island, was deemed the spot. Cornwell suggested that she herself fly her proposed suitors -- Gordon, Kosinski and Fox 2000 executive Carla Hacken -- out to the set in her helicopter, an option that got derailed by the weather, so instead they all trekked out from Manhattan in a limo."[Angelina] had pithy things to say about what she wanted to do. She was direct and goal-oriented," says Cornwell, who adds that she was particularly impressed by Jolie's demeanor. "She waited on everyone, getting them their lunch, while her own staff was seated. She was aware intuitively how other people were feeling and wanted to make them comfortable. It was not typical for people of her stature."
As Cornwell succinctly notes about dealing with celebrities: "Usually, it's all about them."
This could be quite the cinematic franchise: Patricia Cornwell has written 17, count 'em, books based on the medical examiner character of Kay Scarpetta. I can't think of anyone else who could pull this off, can you?
As always, Team Jolie. (That just made me laugh--can you even picture Aniston in a role like this??)
Brad, Angelina with all 8000 of their kids in Venice
Vivienne, Angelina, Knox and Brad in Venice
LOOK at the mouth on Viv! Talk about a strong gene-pool. Holy Lord Angelina!
Gelato on a cold day in Venice!
Zahara (HBIC*) makes me giggle every time I see a photo of her. Either she's demanding a taste of Pax's gelato or he's paying her to keep her mouth shut for a blackmail/tattle-tale situation. Either way, she's fierce. Shiloh, appears to be like any other silly little tomboy with MonkeyEars on her hat. And Maddox? He just wishes Kim Kardashian would "adopt" him. **Wink**
By the way, I want to pull Miss Angelina aside and warn her to stay the EFF away from Johnny Depp and his two kids during the filming of "The Tourist" while everyone's in Venice. She needs one more tattoo: The word BOUNDARIES on her right hand.
*Head Bitch in CHARGE = Zahara. And I mean that as a compliment.
Anne Hathaway on the cover of British GQ. “Angelina Jolie is a better movie kisser.”
Anne Hathaway. Too. Much. Photoshop.
Comparison, y'all...
I'm right, huh?
I'm not a fan of The Hathaway. I find her grating. Completely annoying. And llama-like. (They spit and I totally picture her doing that when she's displeased.) Llama-girl had a some interesting things to say about movie kissing, though, in her interview in British GQ.
via British GQ:
"It's a totally different experience," she said of the forceful movie kiss. "But really you have to be Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good. I don't know if you've noticed, but I ain't no Angie."
Ummmm. You can say that again, sister.
I know. Beating a dead horse again. Brad and Angie being hot? Those were the days, man.
Makes me wonder what Angie's up to with Johnny Depp during the current filming of The Tourist.
Oh dear.
Maddox Jolie-Pitt loves him some Kim Kardashian, yo.
BOOM. Kim K. is bangin'! (Or, so says Maddox!)
Maddox at the Saints game last week, wearin' a fedora, hangin' with Spike Lee and some old dude. Oh. Wait. Sorry.
I love that we're all taking this ridiculousness and running with it, but so what? That's my job. "Reporting" on BREAKING NEWS, like Maddox Jolie-Pitt's alleged crush on Kim Kardashian. I think it's cute, anyway.
via OK!Magazine.com:
When Maddox
Jolie-Pitt attended a recent New Orleans Saints game with dad Brad Pitt, football came second. A lengthy OK! investigation can now reveal that Maddox was more interested in the giant TV screens flashing pictures of Kim Kardashian in her luxury box.“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider tells OK!. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”
Maddox, 8, got “all giggly” when Kim, 29, appeared on the screen.
And how is Kim taking all this affection? Friends say she is flattered to be Maddox’s first big celeb crush."
And, really? I like that he likes a girl with a bootay. (Even though he's what, 8 years old?) Hey, I had a "type" way back when I was 4!!
Angelina Jolie and her big-eyed brother make a YouTube video for Mom.
This is a little weird. Did Angelina really sit down with her lovely brother, Jamie and make a homemade YouTube video so the whole world can see how much they miss their mom? It just seems like an odd thing for someone so incredibly, outrageously, eye-blindingly famous to do--I mean, YouTube, forpitysake??
Angelina, Shiloh and Zahara at Whole Foods – LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS ON ZAHARA!
Imma say it again: ZAHARA IS FIERCE. Just look at those BOOTS!! Babygirl is 5 years old and looks like this? And Chaz Bono Shiloh. Well, bless her heart. She's still seemingly wearing her daddy's hat and her brother's hand-me-down jeans. They are both darling...and their parents let them be themselves, which is kind of awesome.
Angie and the big girls go shopping at Whole Foods
Everyone is in town because of The Golden Globes tomorrow night.
Seriously though. Zahara's boots, man.
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