Ow. It hurts, but pain and beauty often go hand in hand, oui?
Dipped in Cream is LIVE again, for the love of Pete. We are still bandaged and bruised and our stitches and staples are still throbbing. HOWEVER. We’re on our way to becoming TREMENDOUS. In my mind, we’re all staying at the Four Seasons Hotel in Florence, Italy while we recover.
Photo: via FourSeasonsHotelFirenze
(Just nod politely, mmkay?)
Bear with us while we’re still taped-up and eating through a straw, please?
My extensive coverage of the Amanda Bynes breakdown here at Dipped In Creamhas not only allowed me to verbally express my completely unadulterated love and fascination with Hollywood trainwrecks, but it has also turned my twitter into a virtual playground of sheer hilarity and opinions on the situation.
The majority of my followers already know how much of a Lindsay Lohan stan I am and always have been, so my interactions blew up a few weeks ago when Lohan shaded Amanda Bynes hard as hell with the tweet: “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?”
Gold. Just pure gold. Naturally, I came to mind again today when RadarOnline reported that they’ve been told by “sources” that Bynes is doing everything in her power to steer clear of Lohan now that both of them are in New York City.
This alleged ‘insider’ tells the website that Bynes was “considering staying at the Dream Hotel, but nixed the idea after learning that Lohan has been hanging out there.”
Oh, the Dream Hotel, where Lindsay had her own hit-and-run episode just a few weeks ago? Although the incident turned out to be grossly exaggerated, the irony still managed to tickle me pink.
It seems to me as if these two delightful girls have a blatant conflict of interest and more in common than any of us ever realized. While they are both wasting time shading one other, they’re missing out on an obvious money-making opportunity here.
Why is Amanda Bynes relocating to NYC to try and start a clothing line that is inevitably just going to crash into the ground (Am I the only one who remembers Dear by Amanda Bynes for Steve & Barry’s in 2007? Okay, probably), when these two could team up and take over the world? Do an interview. Show up to events with smeared eyeliner. Fight crime!
I’m getting myself worked up.
RadarOnline also reports that Amanda has been calling ahead to assorted restaurants and stores just to ensure that she won’t ultimately end up running into Lindsay and giving ammo to the paparazzi in such a situation.
While I do agree that the paps (and I, let’s be real) would go crazy over just the idea of catching these two engaging in an awkward run-in, calling ahead to everywhere you go just seems a bit excessive and thirsty. Don’t you have someone on your team that could do that shit for you?