Tag Archives: The Disingenuous AnnE Hathaway

Oh, AnnE Hathaway – Just Another Reason I Can’t Stand You

 

Leaving the plastic surgeon’s office, AnnE?

 

With the Oscars just a few weeks away, you can bet that all the nominees are headed for chemical peels, Botox injection, ass-fat injections and whatever else they inject their heads with right about now. But at least those other people have the decency to HIDE from the public.

Look at AnnE Hathaway up there, all Michael Jackson-y.  Lord, she bugs me. Like, under my skin-type of bugs.  The word “INSUFFERABLE” always comes to mind when I have to look at her, or write about her.

 

I’m willing to wager that she got that fancy face scarf at the Beverly Hills Equine Tack Boutique.

Ugh.

SAG Awards 2013: Complete Winner’s List And Some Snotty Remarks

 

Tonight’s SAG Awards were fairly painless to watch…with one exception.  I’ll get to that in a second, but here is the complete list of winners, so we can get that outta the way. THEN we’ll really talk.

Argo – Best Picture

9th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Winners:

MOTION PICTURE

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
Silver Linings Playbook
Lincoln
Les Miserables
*Argo
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 

The DDL wins for his role in Lincoln

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
*Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Denzel Washington, Flight
John Hawkes, The Sessions

Jennifer Lawrence

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
*Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Alan Arkin, Argo
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
*Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

This sounds harsh, but I hate AnnE Hathaway.

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

Sally Field, Lincoln
*Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Maggie Smith, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
*Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys
Woody Harrelson, Game Change
Ed Harris, Game Change
Clive Owen, Hemingway & Gellhorn
Bill Paxton, Hatfields & McCoys

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway & Gellhorn
*Julianne Moore, Game Change
Charlotte Rampling, Restless
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias

This sounds harsh, but I love BCranz.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
*Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland

Claire Danes in her Spanx (Hey! She said it!)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
*Claire Danes, Homeland
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Someone PLEASE explain Alec Baldwin’s hair to me.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
*Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Louis C.K., Louie
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
*Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
*Downton Abbey
Homeland
Mad Men

The Cast of the Love Boat (Charo, in the lovely white dress) wins…oh. What?

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
30 Rock
Glee
The Big Bang Theory
*Modern Family
The Office
Nurse Jackie

STUNT ENSEMBLES

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Bourne Legacy
The Dark Knight Rises
Les Miserables
*Skyfall

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
*Game of Thrones
Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead

LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Dick Van Dyke

“They spelled my nieghhhhmmm wrong!!”

Okay.  I need to vent.  AnnE (“I can’t believe they spelled my name wrong!” – at The Golden Globes) Hathaway is insufferable.  Disingenuous.  I mentioned on Twitter that I do believe she has surpassed Paltrow as my most-loathed actress.  Oh, yes. I said it.  Paltrow is at least honest about her snobbery (“thank God the fishmonger DELIVERS!”), unlike AnnE (which is how I’m spelling her name forevermore), who feigns modesty and humility all the while campaigning desperately for accolades; specifically an Oscar. And that little opening line about “being happy to have dental (benefits)” was lame and so obviously rehearsed while gazing into her evil looking glass prior to tonight’s telecast.

Ah, now AnnE poses in the Michelle Williams-ish non-pose on the red carpet.

Because she a seeedious-acktor.

She’s a petty horseface and I don’t care for her.  When you get a moment, please read this juicy piece about just how much of a petty bitch AnnE is–regarding a Ms. Katie Holmes.  

 

So, yeah. Congrats to the SAG Awards winners.  Especially Bryan (Hot Piece of Ass) Cranston.