Am I the only one who thinks this magazine name is hilarious? But on the other hand, I do use the word “fantastic” a LOT (to the point of irritation of the precious few friends I have left), but still. It’s a little silly.
Beckham posted a sneak peek of the images on his official Facebook page, (of which I’m a FAN! DUUHHH!) and has over 8.7million followers. David wrote:
‘Check out the Spring / Summer cover of Fantastic Man Magazine, which hits the shops next week.. Will post a few pictures from inside as well, hope you like…
Uh, yeah, Dyyveed. I do indeed like.
David and his wife Victoria revealed earlier this month they were expecting a baby ghehh-ohh (girl for you Yanks) a sister for their three sons. Victoria is due in July.
David claims he’s “just an East End Boy” and that he misses his “pie and mash“.
Of course the most important item on their docket is WHAT ON EARTH will Victoria wear to the Royal Wedding on April 29th? She’ll be six months along, after all. I’ll bet you anything she just needs to move up to a size 4 from 00, have it TAKEN IN a bit and she’ll be good to go, with a fantastic day-time hat from Philip Treacy.
Now, I’m not saying that the Beckhamsmight have done a little petri dish hokus pokus to finally get a pink one. I’m NOT. All I know is that on the other side of my boys’ family, the MEN IN THE FAMILY HAVE BABY BOYS. Not a single girl out of 8000 grandkids in that family. (Give or take.) I’m just…sayin’, and (say it with meh!) I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard!
I am personally looking forward to hearing David say the word “girl“. Let’s see if I can spell it phonetically…”ghehh-ohh“. Annette? Is that about right? (Believe me, my darling Annette does NOT have an English accent like the Beckhams, I just think she can analyze my ridiculousness from across the Pond.)
And guess what? I can’t WAIT to see this baby. She’ll be well-behaved in public (and that’s what really matters, after all) unlike a certain tantrum-throwing binky-sucking Stinkfoot who sets my hair aflame with her antics.
WHAT will the Beckhams name this “ghehh-ohh“? I really do love all of the names of their boys…Brooklyn Joseph Beckham, Romeo James Beckham, Cruz David Beckham. Romeo is my favorite, but goodnesss that’s a lot to live up to in a name, isn’t it?
Lest we forget, David and Victoria have indeed been invited to the Royal Wedding of William and Kate. I am as excited to see what Posh wears almost as much as seeing Kate’s wedding dress. Almost.
GAAAAH! “Freee boys” and a “ghehh-ohh“!! WATCH THE VIDEO!