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Amanda Rae Has Something To Say About Mary Kate Olsen And That Old Dude

Mary Kate and That Old Dude

Mary Kate Olsen was spotted out in NYC on Saturday afternoon heading to lunch with boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, who is 16 years her senior. This, only a week after photos of the two cuddling and making out court-side at a New York Knicks game while seated directly next to Sarkozy’s children, were plastered all over the internet to the chagrin of, well, everyone.

Was this a scene from “Sleeping With the Enemy”?


The couple, who have been together since May, are no strangers to a few side-eyes from the public. The 42-year-old Sarkozy, an investment banker and the half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, looks dramatically older than the notoriously tiny 26-year-old, often giving off an incredibly creepy father/daughter sort of vibe. Ew.

Olsen recently spoke to WSJ Magazine about the relationship, remarking, “Everyone has an opinion, I find it’s better to focus on what’s in front of you and to keep putting one foot in front of the other.”  

A very respectable position on the situation, MK… screw the haters! But why not follow in your sister’s footsteps and find a gorgeous and youthfully glowing older man? (Johnny Depp, anyone?) Perhaps one that doesn’t look like he could have been a contender in changing your diapers? I can practically smell the daddy issues from here.

The tabloids have already pegged the relationship as a quite literal May-December romance, but all judgment aside (yeah, not so much), maybe these two will actually stand the test of time, and Olsen will make an adorably precocious second Mrs. Olivier Sarkozy.

After all, how perfectly proportional would Mary Kate look on top of a wedding cake?

Steven Tyler Leaving ‘American Idol’

That hot mess, Steven Tyler


It’s being widely reported that JLo is in talks with the folks at FOX and American Idol as to whether or not she’s staying or leaving (what else does she have to do? People are paying to see Enrique Iglesias–not her as the opening act, forpitysake), but it looks like Steven Tyler is the one we should’ve been watching.

via LATimes.com

“After some long … hard … thoughts … I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit,” Tyler said in a statement on Thursday. “I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back –- but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band.

I have such an identity with this band. We’ve done a bunch of things. We certainly have been writing. I have a bunch of songs I’ve written for solo and/or Aerosmith,” Tyler said. “What you hear in the press about ‘American Idol’ getting in the way of the band just isn’t true. There’s no validity to it.”

First, let me say “UGH!!” in response to Tyler’s gross junior high “long…hard”  double-entendre statement above.  Seriously, dude? Gross.  Secondly, I don’t care that he’s leaving. Do you?