I can’t. I just can’t. My embarrassment threshold isn’t strong enough to simply shrug off these photos of Mile and Justin at his concert at Madison Square Garden. The backwards baseball hat? It’s TOO BIG! Justin, you can order baseball hats in toddler size–no one will know.
And Miley. Jaaayzus.
Miley is in the same car-pool with Ali Lohan…the slutty-looking, overly tanned 47 -year old cocktail waitresses who enjoy the “sweet tea”. That’s code for something gross, I’m sure…and I don’t wanna talk about it anymore. I’m confused. And troubled.
Hey–both these chicks are 17. The other one is 16. Heh.