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Chelsea Handler Disses Angelina Jolie

Real classy, Chelsea.

Let me just start off by saying, I don’t like Chelsea Handler. She hasn’t been funny since Girls Behaving Badly and that was years ago, and an ensemble show.  I guess she should be commended for being a loyal friend, but this just felt….catty.  Even for her.

At a show last Friday in New Jersey, Handler went off about how Jolie was a “home-wrecker.” saying,

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”

Two blonde spinsters in Mexico!

Touched a nerve, huh Chelsea? The comedienne (it really pained me to type that word) recently spent Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston in Mexico. Just two boring blondes, whooping it up in Mexico.

A friend of Handler says that she “hates Angelina and doesn’t for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the World.” Um….okay, and what has Chelsea done besides sleep with the head of E! to get two crappy shows? Oh look, now I’m doing it!  I guess it would be interesting to hear what Jennifer has told Chelsea about what really happened between Brad and Angie. Word has it that Chelsea has also become friends with CBS newswoman Katie Couric, who for some reason is going to appear on “Glee” in the near future. What??

Dear God, make it stop.