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Tom Cruise Can Move Objects With His MIND – aka This Is Why Everyone Talks Crap About Scientology

The REAL American Psycho

 

Notice how it’s totally okay with the world to talk shit about Scientology?  The religion cult is fair game for everyone to make fun of, because it’s all so…CRAY-CRAY.  Need more proof about how scary-creepy it is?  Here.

via US.com

Tom Cruise may be a superstar in Hollywood, but in the Church of Scientology, he’s positively supernatural.

The 50-year-old Rock of Ages actor’s devotion to the controversial religion was one of the contributing factors in his just-settled divorce from Katie Holmes — who bitterly objected to parenting their 6-year-old daughter Suri under the unusual guidelines of Scientology.

Founded in 1954 by the late L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology (“the study of truth”) has 10 million followers worldwide in 159 countries, with more than 6,000 churches, missions and outreach groups, and with reportedly billions of dollars in holdings.

Cruise (with John Travolta landing a close second) is the most well-known followers of the faith — and, according to “Inside Scientology,” an in-depth Rolling Stone investigation from March 2006, the Oscar nominee is known as an “Operating Thetan,” or an “OT.”

Having practiced Scientology for 30 years, Cruise has traveled the so-called “Bridge to Total Freedom” to achieve, through intense “auditing” sessions and other practices, a rarefied sense of enlightenment.

Scientologists mark the path to the “Bridge” with ascending grades or stages, and, Janet Reitman’s Rolling Stone story reports, Cruise is at the very advanced “OT VII” stage. Operative Thetans, Reitman says, have “have total ‘control’ over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.”

"Rrrmmhrmmm...tell me more."

 

The more advanced Cruise and other Operating Thetans become, Reitman reports, they reach a God-like state: “At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time.”

Seriously?  Oh…I’ll be right back.  There’s a pesky black SUV parked outside the office again–gotta call 911.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Reach An Agreement In Divorce Already

Creepy Tom Cruise

 

Katie Holmes now has my undying respect for having beaten Tom Cruise and those creepy Scientologists at their own game–if only she could talk about it, but I realize that wouldn’t be in Suri’s best interest.  Can’t you just hear those Scientolo-loons telling Tommy Girl to “MAKE THIS GO AWAY!” ? Oh, David Miscavige.

via People.com

Holmes’s attorney Jonathan Wolfe confirmed the deal in a statement to PEOPLE:

“The case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life.

“This result could not have been achieved without the hard work of my partner Gary Skoloff and our co-counsel Allan Mayefsky, Michael Mosberg and Larry Trachtenberg of Aronson Mayefsky and Sloan and Peter Walzer and Chris Melcher of Walzer & Melcher in California.

“We thank Tom’s counsel for their professionalism and diligence that helped bring about this speedy resolution.

Cruise’s attorney Dennis Wasser separately told PEOPLE, “All the lawyers and the parties are happy that it’s done, the deal was closed and we wish everyone well.”

Tom and Katie issued this little  fluffy statement, which sort of alludes to different “beliefs” between the couple (well, DURRRP).

Katie and Suri in NYC

“We are committed to working together as parents to accomplish what is in our daughter Suri’s best interests. We want to keep matters affecting our family private and express our respect for each other’s commitment to each of our respective beliefs and support each other’s roles as parents, says the statement from Holmes and Cruise’s reps, Nanci Ryder and Amanda Lundberg respectively.

We will never know what Katie has on Tom in order to get this dissolution matter settled so quickly…but we sure can assume and allege, can’t we?

One more thing, I am biting my tongue til it’s bloody over that photo of Katie and Stinkfoot Suri.  Lord knows any other timeI’d be all OVER the fact that Katie continues to carry that six-year old girl like a newborn baby.  In all seriousness, blood is dripping down my chin; you don’t even KNOW.  Maybe Katie’s worried about the Scientology goons (who are ALLEGEDLY following her every move) will drive up in their infamous SUVs and kidnap her daughter.  Stranger things have happened, right?  I suggest you follow The Village Voice’s in-depth stories about this horrifiying monstrosity called a “church“.

Happy Birthday Song of the Day to Tom Cruise From Katie Holmes – ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet’ by Lisa Marie Presley, Former Scientologist

 

Oh, hey Tom Cruise. Happy effing 50th Birthday, you little freak.  We’re all on to you and your scary ways, and always have been…this song’s for YOU.

Oh, we all see your CLEAN left hand, Katie.

“You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”

Lay down the law, don’t make a sound
Just critical, just going down
I don’t belong, I’ve lost the plot
Not gullible, can’t be what I’m not

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Lay down the truth, don’t make a sound
Just a piece of fruit who’s hit the ground
I don’t respond, I’ve lost the plot
Unethical, not what I thought

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Am I a disruption to your corruption?
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

No longer elated, now you’re frustrated
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

 

Oh, Tom.  I hope realize you’re in for the fight of your life…these women may have signed all kinds of nondisclosure agreements but soon enough, it will all come out.

Insane in the Scientolo-Cuise Brain

 

Because the trickling creepy, scary-ass info about you and your “tax loop-hole church” is steadily gaining speed.  Uh-oh…what’s that black SUV doing outside my house?

While I check out who’s parked near my yard, YOU guys read THIS article (from The Village Voice) about Lisa Marie Presley’s lyrics to her song (above).  Believe me, you’ll be enlightened–just like she is and just like Katie is (and Poor Nicole).  I want a REAL book out about this cult crap.