Jeff Zucker and Jay Leno are “Mean Boys” – and Conan is a free man.

"Ohmygod. Let's make Conan sit at the DORK table at lunch!"

"Mean Boys".  High school bitches.  What has been up Jeff Zucker's ass to be so hateful and spiteful with regard to Conan OBrien?  Oh, I know. Jay Leno,  that's what/who...oh, and with a pinch of spicy, hot jealousy.  (Conan has a world-class head of hair--sometimes it's as simple as that with the Mean Boys. They are NO DIFFERENT than Mean Girls who get jealous of another chick's Juicy Couture make-up bag.)   Honestly.  Jeff Zucker is a little bitch.  Read for yourself.

via Huffpo:

"To counter O'Brien's principled public statement which the late night host issued this week, Zucker "is threatening to ice Conan", according to his reps.

"Zucker said, 'I'll keep you off the air for 3 1/2 years.' Which doesn't have a chance in hell of happening. What I really think Zucker wants is to hold him off the market for at least six months to a year until the dust settles and Leno is secure and Conan is squelched." One of the reps even compared Zucker to "Darth Vader" because the NBCU chief "has been so evil" about this."

Conan to NBC:  "SMELL YA!!"