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Celebrities Looking Hipster-Trashy at Coachella 2011

Vanessa Hudgens fresh from "Hipsters R Us"


Ah, yes.   It’s that time of year again.  To paraphrase John Cusack in High Fidelity, it was “Patchouli Stink” Weekend in the deep desert this past weekend. You know, where all the faux-hipster celebrities dress up like what they believe to be Woodstock hippies (with clothing from Hipsters R Us on Robertson Blvd. in L.A., doncha know).  Let’s take a look and mock them together, shall we?

Vanessa Hudgens frest from "Liquid X R Us"

If someone knows what Vanessa has on her finger, please shoot me an email.  I mean, I’m not completely naive, but I wanna know.

Those Icky Hilton Girls (well, one is super-icky).


Pigpen - aka Ke$ha. Ewwww.

How ’bout a little music to cleanse the palate for a bit? Duran Duran covering Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. Simon LeBon is a tiny (?) bit pudge in the face, but he’s still a handsome man.

THIS bitch.
Nicole Richie - I still love her.
Dita Von Teese looking oh-so fresh--as always.

Now we have some more dirty-looking girls.

Bruce and Demi's youngest daughter, Tallulah. Ugh. (And Ashton's step-daughter.)
Emma Roberts, following in her famous family's footsteps? Wink. Wink.
Kitty Purry - Where's Russell?

Oh..and WAIT!

OH! An actual "talent" photo! Arcade Fire!

Did any of y’all go to Coachella?  The only way I’d go is…ohnevermind. I wouldn’t.  Too hot and dirty.

Can 2011 bring the end to the Hipster Glasses? Please?

REALLY, Andy??

This trend really needs to shut up.  It’s as if all of the celebrities are like, “You know, I’m so stinkin’ good-looking that I need to wear some ugly/ironic glasses to show everyone how I don’t take my physical beauty seriously. But I look really hot still, right??“.

Now it’s the President  of The Silver Fox Club pulling this craziness.  Anderson Cooper?  Take those stupid hipster glasses OFF and throw them away.  I’m seriously doing my patented Full-Body Eyeroll.

Let’s take a look at the other goons who have worn the Hipster Glasses in 2010, shall we?

These two idiots.
This child.
I'm a Serious Ac-TOR.
THIS one really should know better.
Try-Hard Hipster Idiot
This dork.
This tycoon should KNOW better.

And here’s the ultimate in Dumb-Assery:

Yeah. It's a TATTOO.

“Man, these glasses are NOT just a fad!”


Bonnaroo 2010 Lineup. I can’t. I just can’t.

No, thank you.

Oh, it’s OFFICIAL.   I’m an old biddy.  Who are these people?  My theory is that most of the hipsters who attend Bonnaroo don’t know who’s performing either–they just won’t admit it, because they’re wasted and snootier-than-thou.   I’d rather go to the sweatbox known as Coachella, where I at least KNOW who’s playing, forpitysake.

via last.fm.com

The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival is a four-day, multi-stage camping festival held on a beautiful 700-acre farm in Manchester, Tennessee every June.

Tickets: $224.50 Gen Adm / $1,349.50 VIP / Tickets will only be available at each price range while supplies last / Tickets required for children 6 & older.

And here’s your line-up to the 2010 Bonnaroo.

The Avett Brothers
The Flaming Lips with Stardeath and White Dwarfs perform “Dark Side of the Moon”
Medeski Martin and Wood
John Fogerty
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Ingrid Michaelson
The xx
Regina Spektor
Mayer Hawthorne & the County
Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers
Norah Jones
Monte Montgomery
Punch Brothers
Thievery Corporation
She & Him
Jimmy Cliff
Tokyo Police Club
Kid Cudi
Dr. Dog
Baaba Maal
Neon Indian
Zac Brown Band
The National
John Prine
Dave Matthews Band
Dave Rawlings Machine
Local Natives
Dropkick Murphys
Manchester Orchestra
Dave Beck
Jay Electronica
The Postelles
Carolina Chocolate Drops
Damian Marley & Nas
Tenacious D
The Black Keys
Jamey Johnson
They Might Be Giants
The Entrance Band
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Tori Amos
The Melvins
The Dodos
Kings of Leon
The Dead Weather

Okay, so I know maybe ten to twelve of the acts.  Big deal.   Do y’all even KNOW how un-hygienic this festival is?  I thought it was bad when I had to stand in a full inch of urine by the Honey Buckets at the KING DOME in Seattle during a 10-hour concert back in the day.  (Loverboy, bitches!!)   If you wanna know just how nast Bonnaroo is, go ahead.  Spend the money and try it out.

Bonnaroo, y'all.

Oh, and after waaaay too much research, I’ve discovered that’s not just MUD in which they are wrestling. Just so ya know.