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Speaking of Celine Dion, She’s Got a New ‘Signature’ Fragrance

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Celine?  Celine Dion? You asked for this crap.  By sending out your goons to scare off the fine folks at Ridiculous Pictures of Celine Dion, all you did was make EVERYONE go a-huntin’ for the photographic cray-cray.  Honestly.  It’s your fault.

What stinks?

Oh, what’s that?  You have a new fragrance out you say?

“The new fragrance contains top notes of mimosa blossom, pink lady apple and juicy guava; a heart of Indian jasmine, rose essence and magnolia blossom, and a drydown of sensual musk, amberwood and sandalwood. Dion has said that Mimosa and wood are in nearly every one of her fragrances because they remind the star of her Canadian childhood.”

See? I don’t care if I have a photo with “stink-face”.

Huh.  Fragrance sounds lovely.