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Pharrell Williams – iHeartRadio Innovator Award 2014 – FULL PERFORMANCE

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I suffered through the entire two hours of commercials the iHeartRadio Awards last night mainly for Pharrell. I ain’t gonna lie. I love Pharrell with all my heart and soul. In fact, I just sat down (I’m outta breath, y’all) because I was dancing alone in my living room watching last night’s performance all over again.

Take a look, listen and we can talk about some other stuff…

Right??
Okay, a couple of things more about Pharrell. Where was Timberlake? At least via video? He can’t be bothered to at least thank a dude? I might be just assuming shit, but I think there’s some bitchy-girl slap-fighting going on between those two (especially JT). I have NO BASIS for that last statement. None. I’m just sayin’, though.  Also? I do think Pharrell could’ve mentioned Chad Hugo from his N.E.R.D. and Neptunes days, but that’s just me.

LOVE Stefon.
It I miss Stefon.

 

Those things aside? Imma have to go blast “Come Get It Bae(in Stefon’s voice) in the newest club in town: Mama J’s Living Room.

Did y’all watch? Oh, and what about 30 Seconds to Mars sounding exactly like U2 with their ‘City of Angels‘ theatrics? Discus with us!!

Justin Timberlake Joins SNL’s Five Timers Club

Photo: NBC/SNL

Oh, Justin. We always do look forward to your hosting duties on SNL, don’t we?  This episode was greatly anticipated and talked about all week, but I think the results were hit and miss. We were treated though, to the return of many members of the Five Years Club: Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short (“I pee in the sink!”), Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, and Candice Bergen. (Where was my beloved John Goodman?)

Let’s chat about the good stuff.  The NuvaBling commercial was painfully funny. Women perform all kinds of questionable torment in order to appear fancy and purrrdy, so this crystal-encrusted internal birth control method doesn’t seem that far-fetched.

NuvaBling – “And yes. It hurts.” 

 

We also had a “trailer” to JT’s latest rom-com, “She’s Got a D!%k”.  Another sketch that doesn’t seem that far-fetched?  Fred Armiston’s portrayal of Eugene Levy as the dad was hilariously on-point, and I loved how everyone was just so earnest.

 


 

Monica and Chandler was actually a trending topic on Twitter last night…and here’s why. OhdearLORD, Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong were disturbingly perfect as dim-witted porn stars trying to get some free merch by hawking crappy watered-down “champagne”.

 

Justin performed his new single, “Suit and Tie” (which puts me into a crabby-sleepy state whenever I hear it). Jay-Z lent a hand, too. JT felt the need to give Kanye an answer to his rant from a couple of weeks ago (wherein he cried about how much he hates “Suit and Tie”–uh, get in LINE, Kanye).  I’d rather show you the second song JT performed, “Mirrors“, because it’s not as annoying, but here’s stupid “Suit and Tie“. (Is that Daughtry dancing next to Justin? Oh. I guess not, but still.)

 

 

Saving the best for last–STEFON, City Correspondent discussed his unique ideas for Spring Break.

Complete. Belly. Laughs.

“Based on the novel, ‘Push’ by Sapphire…”

 

You can absolutely tell when the cue cards are switched on Bill Hader. (This is a stunt the writers pull on Bill every time Stefon rolls onto the Weekend Update desk in order to make him laugh and break character…much to our delight.)

What were your favorite skits? Were your expectations met?