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Britney Spears to ‘Perform’ on Billboard Awards Sunday Night

Why is Britney SITTING again?

At the risk of being completely shunned by those Special Britney Stans (y’all KNOW who y’all ARE!),  I’m gonna say what I think about tonight’s upcoming Billboard Awards.  Judging by this photo of Brit and Rihanna rehearsing, I expect to see lots of shiny lights, booty shakin’ by one and sittin’ around by the other one.

If we’re LUCKY, there will be some foot-stompin’ and arm-flailin’, too! Remember her Good Morning America performance back in March?  Oh, Britney.

We call this one The Stomp and Flail, y'all!

Get it, gurrrl.