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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are totally doing it.

Ummmmm!! I'm TELLING!
Good LAWD, Justin's a Pose-Hard. Too bad he still looks 12.

Photos: via DListed

Selena?  You in danger, girl.  Mainly because The Beliebers have taken to “the mattresses” (look it up, children) and you’re over 18 and your babyfriend is 16. Some horrifying pictures have surfaced of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on someone’s fancy boat in St. Lucia over the weekend…and all hell has broken loose.

Who knew Selena Gomez was a stach? Check sistergirl out…kissing, allowing the toddler to hold onto her Bikini Bottom (Spongebob reference!) so he doesn’t fall down and get a boo-boo.

Word is that poor little Selena is getting death threats from the nutty little girls who worship Justin Bieber.  These photos will set their hair on fire, so have a box of Arm and Hammer baking soda and Proactive Repairing Lotion handy. (Grease fire!!) Just a few days ago, The Bieb was quoted about his “relationship” with Selena (oooooh!) with MTV:

Pants on fire.

“She’s really cool. She’s an amazing person,” he told MTV News. “I think that people are always gonna be interested in my personal life … but I gotta keep some things to myself. I’m just having fun being a teenager.”

School is back in session after the holidays, so that means LOTS of little chicks trying to get out of gym class, due to “cramps” (read:  locker-room hysteria).

Take. Cover.