Who WON tonight??
Rob Kardashian, Ricki Lake and J.R. Martinez – The FINALISTS
I actually VOTED last night, because 1.) I love J.R. Martinez and that hot little firecracker, Karina and B!) I LOATHE all things Kardashian. I seriously thought Mama Kris and Sister Kimmy were somehow going to find a way to whore out the votes for that doltish-alcohol-bloaty son/brother of theirs so his fat ass would win. GAAAAAAH.
But HALLELUJERRRRR!! The HERO won!!! And I’m thrilled. What a wonderful spirit J.R. has (and IS) and his dancing was fantastic. I think he’s hot, too. Lort, that SMILE of his. Unf.
(Okay, and I’ve always had a girl-crush on Karina Smirnoff, but seriously? Do we ALWAYS have to bring that into the conversation? Honestly, you guys. Oh. Wait. Never mind.)
J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff looking H O T!
Actor J.R. Martinez won the mirror ball trophy on “Dancing With the Stars” tonight during a surprising finale in which the top-scoring Ricki Lake failed to advance to the top two. I would’ve been cool with Ricki winning, but not super-happy like this!
“Thank you America for believing in us,” he said, and turning to his partner, Karina Smirnoff, added: “You are amazing.”
J.R.–YOU are every bit as amazing.