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Jennifer Aniston is “not a big fan of dating”…Durrrr.

Oh, Jen.

 

Push away those Bitter Tears.  (Remember, that’s Jen’s new fragrance!)  Apparently, Jen is her “own best friend” these days.  Good thing, right?   Honestly, when are we going to stop hearing about Sad Clown’s Sad Life?

via RedOnline.co.uk

“Newly flown home from a punishing promotional tour of Europe for her latest twinkling rom-com Just Go With It (where she unveiled a new shorter, brighter haircut), the star is understandably jet-lagged and exhausted. ‘I’m like a dead man walking,’ she says.Only one thing for it, take to the comfiest room in the house. ‘There’s a lot of down pillows,’ she confesses. ‘I’m a pillow girl, so
I can create the closest thing to a cloud that I can.’

She’s known, still, as The Most Beautiful Everywoman In The World, Hollywood’s foremost A-list funny girl, whom most women readily relate to. Her debut fragrance, Jennifer Aniston, which she’s promoting today, was a huge success when it launched exclusively at Harrods last year and is now selling phenomenally well stateside, too.

‘I tried to collect all of the smells that I love in a bottle,’ she enthuses. ‘I kind of layer things on, whether it’s lotions or serums and oils – all the things you lather up when you get out of the bathtub and pamper yourself, all the things that make you feel really clean, sexy, sensual and refreshed. It took a while, but I think I got there and I’m very proud of the result. It’s a wonderful experience to work in a perfumery and create something unique.’ “

“Bitter Tears” by Jen Aniston

 

I’m really growing weary of Jen’s Lonely Life and hearing about how she’s “a pillow girl”.  Aren’t you?  Maybe she can cover Beck’s song, Loser and call it Spinster.

Sorry, that was mean.



Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow should just hook up and get it over with.

Just DO IT, already.

Oy.  Why doesn’t it surprise me that Chiniston and Lance Armstrong-gave-her-the-Cancer-Sheryl Crow are buddies?  Those two couldn’t find a decent man if their lives depended on it.  Now that I think about it, I’m shocked that Jen never hooked up with Lance. I wonder if this 3-some is like most chicks–when any two are together, they talk crap about the one who isn’t present.  It’s been that way since third grade, and it never stops.  Trust.  (Or, so I’ve heard.)

Check out these three chicks in their bikinis over the weekend in Mexico for Jen’s 51st 41st birthday.  This looks like a still photograph right out of Courteney’s show, Cougar Town, which I actually sat through last night–only because Modern Family sandwiched that trainwreck of a series–ABC, you sly foxes, you.  (Actually,  it wasn’t as bad as I expected.  Everyone else was good.  Court was just playing “Monica” as a divorcee with an 18 year old kid, who was pretty damn funny.  The KID, not Courteney. Whatev. )

Where was Dough Boy Gerard Butler?  I’m not a fan of his, either.  Oh, and Sheryl?  Nice ciggie.