What former A list celebrity who likes to think she does everything well but doesn’t really do anything all that great but still manages to be front and center all the time yelled at her boy toy right after they got off a red carpet and told him he was acting like a child and that he was ruining her “carefully crafted image.” She sent him back to the car and told him to wait until she was finished.
That photo up there? You see it? Yeah, it could be the best piece of acting Arnold has ever done in his career. It’s the old “I’m sorry I got CAUGHT“-face. (Unless we count all the times he cheated on Maria, then it’s a toss-up.)
Ack. My head hurts and the last a-hole I feel like writing about is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Seriously? He has to make an official announcement that he’s putting his career on hold for awhile? Huh? You don’t say! Are you SURE? I don’t know…it doesn’t add up. (Thank you, Daniel Tosh for that last line.)
All I know is that there is an entire family directly involved in this pile of crap (and a kid who’s in for a lot of unwanted attention, I’ll bet) who are all going to suffer hard for this big goon’s “transgressions”. Yeah, THANKS, Tiger Woods, for that word. Oddly enough though, having numerous extra-marital affairs and having a kid or three (just wait, you guys…there will be more), doesn’t a “transgression” make. I’d say it’s a more like a nuclear disaster on the home-front, but that’s just ME.
Thank goodness, our boys at South Park can at least make us smile a little bit. Oh, Matt and Trey. It’s never “too soon” as far as you’re concerned, is it?