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Emmy Winners 2013 – Full List of Eyerolls and Headshakes

 

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED??
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED in the Acting Category??

If ONLY you had been in my house last night.  In any room, really. The screeching profanity that spewed out of my cake hole was deafening when neither Aaron Paul or Bryan Cranston won for Breaking Bad.  Then THIS happened:

 

 

In fact, I turned the awards show OFF and switched over to the final episode of Dexter then promptly moved on to my beloved and dying Breaking Bad’s second to last episode EVER.  

Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!
Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!

Oh, and I’m STILL mad about Rob Lowe being completely snubbed for his BRILLIANT work in Behind The Candelabra.

ANYsourgrapes.  Here are your 2013 Emmy Winners:

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Nurse Jackie • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, A Caryn Mandabach Production, Clyde Phillips Productions, Jackson Group Entertainment
Merritt Wever as Zoey Barkow

Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series
30 Rock • Last Lunch • NBC • Broadway Video and Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Television
Tina Fey, Written by
Tracey Wigfield, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Tony Hale as Gary Walsh

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer

Outstanding Directing For A Comedy Series
Modern Family • Arrested • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Gail Mancuso, Directed by

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
The Big C: Hereafter • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Sony Pictures Television, Perkins Street Productions, Farm Kid, Original Film
Laura Linney as Cathy Jamison

Outstanding Writing For A Drama Series
Homeland • Q&A • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Henry Bromell, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Anna Gunn as Skyler White

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Voice • NBC • One Three, Inc., Talpa Media USA, Inc. in association with Warner Horizon Television
John De Mol, Executive Producer
Mark Burnett, Executive Producer
Audrey Morrissey, Executive Producer
Stijn Bakkers, Executive Producer
Lee Metzger, Executive Producer
Chad Hines, Co-Executive Producer
Jim Roush, Co-Executive Producer
Amanda Zucker, Co-Executive Producer
Nicolle Yaron, Senior Supervising Producer
Mike Yurchuk, Senior Supervising Producer
Kyra Thompson, Supervising Producer
Teddy Valenti, Senior Producer
May Johnson, Producer
Carson Daly, Producer
Ashley Baumann, Producer
Keith Dinielli, Producer

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire • HBO • Leverage, Closest to the Hole Productions, Sikelia Productions and Cold Front Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Bobby Cannavale as Gyp Rosetti

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
The Newsroom • HBO • HBO Entertainment
Jeff Daniels as Will McAvoy

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Homeland • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison

Outstanding Directing For A Drama Series
House Of Cards • Chapter 1 • Netflix • Donen/Fincher/Roth and Trigger Street Productions, Inc. in association with Media Rights Capital for Netflix
David Fincher, Directed by

Outstanding Writing For A Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Opus Moreschi, Head Writer
Stephen Colbert, Writer
Tom Purcell, Writer
Rich Dahm, Writer
Barry Julien, Writer
Michael Brumm, Writer
Rob Dubbin, Writer
Jay Katsir, Writer
Frank Lesser, Writer
Glenn Eichler, Writer
Meredith Scardino, Writer
Max Werner, Writer
Eric Drysdale, Writer
Dan Guterman, Writer
Paul Dinello, Writer
Nate Charny, Writer
Bobby Mort, Writer

Outstanding Directing For A Variety Series
Saturday Night Live • Host: Justin Timberlake • NBC • SNL Studios in association with Universal Television and Broadway Video
Don Roy King, Directed by

Outstanding Choreography
Dancing With The Stars • Routines: Hey Pachuco / Para Los Rumberos / Walking On Air • ABC • BBC Worldwide Productions
Derek Hough, Choreographer

Outstanding Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Stephen Colbert, Host/Executive Producer
Tom Purcell, Executive Producer
Jon Stewart, Executive Producer
Meredith Bennett, Co-Executive Producer
Rich Dahm, Co-Executive Producer
Barry Julien, Co-Executive Producer
Tanya Bracco, Supervising Producer
Emily Lazar, Supervising Producer
Paul Dinello, Supervising Producer
Matt Lappin, Supervising Producer

Outstanding Writing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
The Hour • BBC America • A Kudos Film and Television / BBC America
co-production
Abi Morgan, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum • FX Networks • 20th Century Fox Television
James Cromwell as Dr. Arthur Arden

Outstanding Directing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Steven Soderbergh, Directed by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Political Animals • USA • Berlanti Productions and Laurence Mark Productions in association with Warner Horizon Television
Ellen Burstyn as Margaret Barrish Worthington

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Michael Douglas as Liberace

Outstanding Miniseries Or Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Jerry Weintraub, Executive Producer
Gregory Jacobs, Producer
Susan Ekins, Producer
Michael Polaire, Producer

Outstanding Comedy Series
Modern Family • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Steven Levitan, Executive Producer
Christopher Lloyd, Executive Producer
Danny Zuker, Executive Producer
Dan O’Shannon, Executive Producer
Bill Wrubel, Executive Producer
Paul Corrigan, Executive Producer
Brad Walsh, Executive Producer
Jeffrey Richman, Executive Producer
Abraham Higginbotham, Executive Producer
Jeff Morton, Executive Producer
Ben Karlin, Co-Executive Producer
Becky Mann, Producer
Audra Sielaff, Producer
Elaine Ko, Producer
Chris Smirnoff, Producer

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Vince Gilligan, Executive Producer
Mark Johnson, Executive Producer
Michelle MacLaren, Executive Producer
Melissa Bernstein, Co-Executive Producer
Sam Catlin, Co-Executive Producer
Peter Gould, Co-Executive Producer
George Mastras, Co-Executive Producer
Thomas Schnauz, Co-Executive Producer
Moira Walley-Beckett, Supervising Producer
Bryan Cranston, Producer
Diane Mercer, Producer
Stewart A. Lyons, Produced By

NPH_EMMYS

 

And please don’t LEAP all over me when I say that I LOVE Neil Patrick Harris. BUT. He’s thisclose to jumping on my last good nerve with the clevah showtune numbahs.  I still think he’s hilarious–just ENOUGH with the songs.

Just because…

 

 Yo, bitch.  Give me THESE women from now on. Forever.

 

Sidebar: Looky who’s laughing right behind Tina and Amy, yo. 

 

Tina-Amy-glasses

 

Dipped in Cream’s favorite Will Graham from NBC’s Hannibal — Hugh Dancy, aka the amazing actor who’s married to Claire Danes the chick who keeps winning Emmys for her now-patented “Ugly Cry”.

 

Ugly Cryface wins again.
Ugly Cryface wins again.

 

So, yeah. I’m crabby.  Just part of my charm, right?

T.I. Going Back To Prison For 11 Months

Smell ya later, T.I. (Shakin' my head...)

Well, it seems that preventing a man from committing suicide couldn’t even keep T.I. from going back to the clink.  On Friday, a judge revoked T.I.’s probation and sentenced him to serve another 11 months in prison after an arrest last month in California.

I think Mr. Harris had had about the limit of second chances,” U.S. District Court Judge Charles Pannell Jr. said in court, according to a report by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. After the court was filled with several media outlets, the judge closed the courtroom. T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris Jr., begged the judge to not send him back to prison, and pleaded for mercy admitting that he “screwed up.”

I screwed up big time, and I’m sorry. I’m truly and sincerely sorry. I don’t want and I don’t need to use drugs anymore. I want them out of my life,” Harris told the judge.  After the hearing, U.S. Attorney Sally Quillian Yates said she was also disappointed with T.I. and urged the judge to consider a two year prison sentence.

Turns out, T.I. told his probation officer that he had used ecstasy three times since he had been out of prison and had submitted diluted urine samples for his drug tests. Atlantic Records, T.I.’s label, released a statement saying: “T.I. is such an important and valued member of our Atlantic family. We offer to him and his family our continued love and support during this very difficult time.”

I don’t know if I really feel sorry for Clifford The Big Dumb Dog.   He has been given numerous chances and I don’t know that much about drug addiction, but it didn’t seem like he had any real substance abuse problems. I do feel sorry for his children; this is another year without their father and I hope that they don’t think that this is a normal lifestyle. T.I. is an incredibly talented rapper, and one of my favorites. I’m sure ‘King Uncaged‘ (really, though) was going to be a huge hit, but I guess we’ll have to wait like we did ‘Paper Trail‘ until he’s released from prison….and makes another mistake?

Seriously, Tip, get your shit together!  You don’t see Jay-Z doing this crap.  He does hang out with Gwyneth Paltrow, which Julia and I can never forgive, but still!  Kanye isn’t riding around with cups of sizzurp knowing damn well he could be pulled over by the cops at any time.   No, he just hurts young white girl’s feelings.  It’s not like you’re Soulja Boy, you have talent! You also have fans and a family who love and care about you, so do what you have to do and come back stronger than ever.

This time, really put that in the past and give it up.

Jennifer Lopez Confirmed For American Idol

Ms. AutoTune-Lip Synch-Dropped By Her Record Label-Lopez. Is she REALLY the best person to judge American Idol?

Get ready to have Jennifer Lopez sexily stare into your soul from the judge’s panel. While she has been enjoying Fashion Week from the front way, her reportedly over $12 million dollar deal to co-judge the popular talent show was being finalized. Lopez begins her job next week, as she will be joining Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson during the auditions. What kept this all from being a done deal earlier was that Jennifer wanted movie and TV development deals in the contract, but Fox poo-pooed all of that and she settled. Interesting tidbit, Jen’s contract is only for one year.  Kara DioGuardi must be cleaning her shotgun right about now.

I have a feeling the word of the season will be "condescending".

So there were rumors that Jennifer’s diva like demands had gotten out of hand. FOX insiders and executives are insisting that all those rumors are false, and the competition is leaking the stories to sabotage her. Everyone knows that she is difficult to work with and of course FOX wants to keep the peace as much as possible. She probably asked for her Coke Cola to be served at room temperature and presented to her on a silver platter in a champagne glass. You get a big, red plastic cup like everyone else, Jennifer! Although neither Lopez or FOX have made an official statement yet, a source close to the star says that “she is very excited.”

I’m sure she is.