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Kim Kardashian’s Wedding People Magazine Cover

Sigh. I KNOW. I thought I was DONE writing about this hot mess, but apparently not.

Here’s Kim K. on her cover of PEOPLE Magazine that she always dreamed of…and being paid to the tune of $1.5 million, thankyouverymuch.

Just remember these amazing words Kimmy had to say about her fairy-taile wedding, kids…you too, can have a wedding like this, as long as you get peed on in your sex tape “…it was like we were in heaven“.

You can pick up your very own Special People Magazine at the Walmart on Friday, y’all.  See you there.

Happy Birthday, Laurence Fishburne. Sorry your daughter, Montana’s a porn star now.

Fishburne is currently starring in CBS's CSI series.

Fishburne as "Morpheus" from the Matrix Trilogy.

Wow.  What a crappy birthday present.  It’s being reported all over the place that  actor Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana,  is making sex tapes as her vehicle to fame and fortune.  This is a family in dire need of family therapy…like, probably years ago.  Behavior like this doesn’t just occur overnight.  What the HELL happened here?  I’m not sure I really need to know.  I just find it tragic that a young woman feels that making sex tapes (let’s just call it PORN, shall we?) will help her on her way to obtain fame and money, a la` Kim Kardashian.

Thanks, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, et al.

via TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment — explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.” Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.  We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience.”

Ummm.  Eww.  “At-home experience”?   Montana made probably one of the most horrible statements a parent ever wants to hear:

via NYPost.com

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

My stomach hurts.  Believe me. Something is going on in this family for a young girl like Montana to make the pathetic decision of becoming a pornstar, rather than WORK for a more sensible career.