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Happy Birthday Song of the Day to Tom Cruise From Katie Holmes – ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet’ by Lisa Marie Presley, Former Scientologist

 

Oh, hey Tom Cruise. Happy effing 50th Birthday, you little freak.  We’re all on to you and your scary ways, and always have been…this song’s for YOU.

Oh, we all see your CLEAN left hand, Katie.

“You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”

Lay down the law, don’t make a sound
Just critical, just going down
I don’t belong, I’ve lost the plot
Not gullible, can’t be what I’m not

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Lay down the truth, don’t make a sound
Just a piece of fruit who’s hit the ground
I don’t respond, I’ve lost the plot
Unethical, not what I thought

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

Am I a disruption to your corruption?
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

No longer elated, now you’re frustrated
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

If I don’t get with your system then I’m sure to fail
Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

You can think that I’m evil and I’m off the rails
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

I’m a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

 

Oh, Tom.  I hope realize you’re in for the fight of your life…these women may have signed all kinds of nondisclosure agreements but soon enough, it will all come out.

Insane in the Scientolo-Cuise Brain

 

Because the trickling creepy, scary-ass info about you and your “tax loop-hole church” is steadily gaining speed.  Uh-oh…what’s that black SUV doing outside my house?

While I check out who’s parked near my yard, YOU guys read THIS article (from The Village Voice) about Lisa Marie Presley’s lyrics to her song (above).  Believe me, you’ll be enlightened–just like she is and just like Katie is (and Poor Nicole).  I want a REAL book out about this cult crap.

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on Cover of W Magazine – My EYES!!!! GAHHH!

OhDearLort....help...me....

(Credit: W Magazine)

Please help me.  I can’t with this image…I just can’t.  What in the GOTdamnhell?  “Rock of Ages” is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)

I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport…depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen.  The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized…and Tommy Girl, giving his best guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!

Help. Me….please. I can’t take it anymore.  I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.

Call 911.

Today’s Blind Item – Possible Coming Out Edition


“This Hollywood power couple is at the breaking point on many subjects, including kids, money, and sex. Their entire domestic situation is built on a foundation of lies, and after several rough years, he has had a change of heart over how he wants to live his life.

Of course, she is now completely freaking out, as even one revelation about kids OR money OR sex will bring down the entire house of cards. But how do you punish someone who is willing to expose all his own secrets? It looks like the child/ren will wind up being the weapon/s of choice in the upcoming face off.

via (Blind Gossip)

This rumor has been around forEVER…read the clues.