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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Getting a DIVORCE

Katie and Tom (before Xenu sucked the life out of Katie)

Well now.  I’m not shocked, are you?  Tom Cruise  and “Poor Katie Holmes” are divorcing.  I think this has been in the works for awhile now.  Katie hasn’t attended any of Tom’s bomb of a movie, Rock of Ages, and has been seen alone (or with Suri) wandering around looking gray and worn out.


Oh, Katie


via: People.com

“This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family,” says Holmes’s attorney Jonathan Wolfe. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”

"WHAT did you just say?"


So.  Now the question is all about the custody of Stinkfoot, Suri.  Back in the day, Nicole Kidman had little to no contact with her adopted kids, Conner and Isabella after she and Tommy Girl divorced.  I don’t think Katie would put up with that, as hands-on as she is with SuriMore importantly, I don’t think even the Co$ wants to cross The Wrath of Suri.  She rules the world, you know.

[Rubbing my hands together to see how this unfolds…]

Today’s Blind Item – Foul-Mouthed Brat Edition

“This famous celebrity mom is a slave to her child. The daughter calls all the shots, makes diva demands, and swears and yells at her mom. At a recent play-date, a source says that as the mom was showed up to pick up her daughter and the little girl threw a fit on the front porch and yelled, “I hate my f***ing mom! I hate my f***ing mom! I don’t want to go home with you! I wanted dad to pick me up.” And then the mother said, “I know sweetie, I know. I’m so sorry sweetie! I’ll drive you home and you can see dad.” The little girl said she’d go only if her mom bought her ice cream, to which the mom agreed while the other kids looked on.”

via BuzzFoto

Suri’s a brat, for sure, but I highly doubt she’s using the F-word.  (Not that Katie wouldn’t coddle her even if she did, right?)  But speaking of Scientology…I wonder if this meaty little gal (whose mother is known for her filthy mouth)  is still on the bah-bah?

Suri Cruise STILL Has a Pacifier?

Wait just a second...WHAT?

That KID is on my last good nerve again.  (See Brody from Mallrats for a refresher coarse on my tone of voice.)

For the love of Xenu.  Bare legs, Burberry coat and a BINKY?  Really, Katie?  Does this child (and Tom, durrr)  have you so browbeaten and tyrannized that you just take the easy road?  Suri will be FIVE YEARS OLD April 18th, just in case you’re unaware.

via ninemsn.com

“…(while) four-year-old Suri threw a whopper of a tantrum on an outing with her mum Katie Holmes and sister Isabella in Toronto last week, digging her heels in, stamping her feet and pulling away from Katie.

It was big sis Isabella who finally calmed down little Suri on the girls’ shopping trip, offering the pouting preschooler her favourite security blanket, while an embarrassed Katie, 31, watched on. (Suri), who is fast developing a reputation for getting what she wants when she wants it – and dropping her famous bottom lip when she doesn’t.”

This is your destiny, Katie…or worse, because this was staged. Watch it…