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Samantha Ronson and Her Smirky Mugshot

Really, Sam?

Photo: TMZ.com

This is what a mugshot looks like when you don’t give one single crap about being arrested for DUI because you’re a celebrity.

I wonder if Sam would’ve given the same smirky sneer had she hit a van-full of kids on their way to a water park.  (Because, you know, the drunk driver ALWAYS lives through the crash, don’cha know.)

Dumbass.

Samantha Ronson Arrested for DUI

Hmmm...sound familiar?

Oh, Sam!  Good one.

Seems Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend was arrested this morning around 10:30 in the a.m. after DJ-ing in Las Vegas over the weekend.

via TMZ.com:

“According to the booking sheet, 33-year-old Ronson is listed as 5’7” and 102 pounds.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend was driving home from Las Vegas at 10:30AM in her black Porsche when she was pulled over for speeding.

We’re told she was given a field sobriety test and didn’t perform well. She refused to submit to a breathalyzer and was arrested on the scene.

She was transported to the Baker substation, where we’re told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.

Sam DJ’d last night at the Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas.”

Sounds like someone may end up doing some community service (at the very LEAST) right next Lindsay. Oh, wait.  Different county…

Stay tuned.

Now I see why Samantha Ronson is so pissed off at Lindsay Lohan…

Yeah. THAT close.

Of all the places in the world where Lindsay could have moved, her parents she managed to find a vacancy RightNextDoorToSamRonson!!  Man, when I heard Lindsay was moving close to Sam’s condo, I had no idea it was this bad.  Oh, and the rent on this place is nearly $7200 per month.  I’m sorry, but where did all that money come from?  Didn’t Lindsay cry “poor” at one point during her rehab, suggesting that she couldn’t afford to pay the fees at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage?  Somethin’ don’t smell right, y’all.

"Trust me, it wasn't planned." Sam said she couldn't talk because "Dude, I'm way too pissed off right now." via TMZ.com Oh, gurrrrrl.

Oh, and it turns out that Lindsay just may be headed back to the pokey, even though the employee from the Better Ford Clinic dropped the charges against Lindsay.  Here’s a little history lesson (because Lord knows I have lost track):

via People.com

“Police now assert the actress did, in fact, commit battery against a Betty Ford employee in a Dec. 12 scuffle – and plan to hand the case over to local prosecutors for review.

The investigation determined Ms. Lohan violated several aspects of her probation, including the battery [charge],” the Palm Desert Police Department said in a press release Monday, adding that they plan to notify Lohan’s probation officer.

Betty Ford employee Dawn Holland was fired the same day she went public with claims that Lohan threw a phone at her and yanked another phone out of her hand, causing a sprain after a confrontation at the famed Rancho Mirage, Calif., clinic.

Police continued their investigation despite Holland’s decision to recant her claims, with her attorney stating that Holland, a former addict herself, had no desire to see Lohan prosecuted.”

ReadMichael and Dina Lohan Someone paid Ms. Holland off, y’all.  Nothing sounds right in any of this crap.  Lindsay doesn’t stand a chance with her leechionaire parents all up in her shit.  They know Sam is a major trigger for their daughter.

Oh, what’s that?  You want to see a couple photos of Lindsay new condo?  Done and DONE.

Photos: Trulia.com

And finally, this shot:

Ummm....those stairs?

Do you see what I see?  Those stairs do not have a handrail.  They do not have a banister of sorts. Nothing. They don’t even have risers.  How did this place even pass  California building code, forpitysake??  In other words, this place is  A VERY BAD ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

I’m gonna say it a-bloody-gain.  Lindsay does not stand a chance…even the staircase is rooting against her.