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2014 SAG Awards: Winners And Cringe-Inducers Unite

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The Goddess Lupita

Let’s just get this out of the way right now: LUPITA NYONG’O WINS EVERYTHING THIS AWARDS SEASON. She’s what we call Total Package Overload ’round these parts, and that simply means that Lupita has perfected the fine art of sheer elegance and majesty with her ability be show how a  talented, highly intelligent, gracious and bloody gorgeous young woman can present herself.  This Gucci gown? I gasped, then I fainted. Oh hello, Academy Award! Yes, I’m calling it NOW.

Let’s get to the cringe-fest now, shall we? Three words: “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.”
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I’d like to  mention that while I’m pleased (I guess?) that Matthew McConaughey won the SAG Award for Best Actor, that speech of his was over-indulgent and far too long…and I THANK  Cate Blanchett from the bottom of my heart for side-eyeing that verbal vom-fest, as well as telling the ticking speech clock to fuck off for trying to shove her offstage. No. And HELL NO.

 

“I’ve been away from the film industry for a long time making theater … 29 seconds?! Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune and I think I can have five seconds,”

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! Seriously. Dead laughing for so many reasons. Sure, we know the broadcast was on a time limit, but giving Just Keep Livin’ everyone else’s allotted speech acceptance time is just not cool, man.

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Oh, and All Hail Heisenberg, PoorJesse.com, et al and Vince Gilligan for the Breaking Bad win!

Here’s the entire list of winners for you:

Outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture

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• “12 Years a Slave” 
• “American Hustle” — WINNER 
• “August: Osage County” 
• “Dallas Buyers Club” 
• “Lee Daniels’ The Butler”

Outstanding performance by a male actor in a leading role

• Bruce Dern, “Nebraska” 
• Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave” 
• Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips” 
• Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER 
• Forest Whitaker, “Lee Daniels’ The Butler”

Outstanding performance by a female actor in a leading role

• Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine” — WINNER 
• Sandra Bullock, “Gravity” 
• Judi Dench, “Philomena” 
• Meryl Streep, “August: Osage County” 
• Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks”

Outstanding performance by a male actor in a supporting role

• Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips” 
• Daniel Bruhl, “Rush” 
• Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave” 
• James Gandolfini, “Enough Said” 
• Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER

Outstanding performance by a female actor in a supporting role 
• Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle” 
• Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave” — WINNER 
• Julia Roberts, “August: Osage County” 
• June Squibb, “Nebraska” 
• Oprah Winfrey, “Lee Daniels’ The Butler”

Television Nominees

Outstanding performance by a male actor in a television movie or miniseries

• Matt Damon, “Behind the Candelabra” 
• Michael Douglas, “Behind the Candelabra” — WINNER 
• Jeremy Irons, “The Hollow Crown” 
• Rob Lowe, “Killing Kennedy” 
• Al Pacino, “Phil Spector”

Outstanding performance by a female actor in a television movie or miniseries

• Angela Bassett, “Betty & Coretta” 
• Helena Bonham Carter, “Burton and Taylor” 
• Holly Hunter, “Top of the Lake” 
• Helen Mirren, “Phil Spector” — WINNER 
• Elisabeth Moss, “Top of the Lake”

Outstanding performance by a male actor in a drama series

• Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire” 
• Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad” — WINNER (SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!)
• Jeff Daniels, “The Newsroom” 
• Peter Dinklage, “Game of Thrones” 
• Kevin Spacey, “House of Cards”

Outstanding performance by a female actor in a drama series

• Claire Danes, “Homeland” 
• Anna Gunn, “Breaking Bad” 
• Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story: Coven” 
• Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey” — WINNER 
• Kerry Washington, “Scandal”

Outstanding performance by a male actor in a comedy series

• Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock” 
• Jason Bateman, “Arrested Development” 
• Ty Burrell, “Modern Family” — WINNER 
• Don Cheadle, “House of Lies” 
• Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

Outstanding performance by a female actor in a comedy series

• Mayim Bialik, “The Big Bang Theory” 
• Julie Bowen, “Modern Family” 
• Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie” 
• Tina Fey, “30 Rock” 
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus,” Veep” — WINNER

Outstanding performance by an ensemble in a drama series

• “Boardwalk Empire” 
• “Breaking Bad” — WINNER 
• “Downton Abbey” 
• “Game of Thrones” 
• “Homeland”

Outstanding performance by an ensemble in a comedy series

• “30 Rock” 
• “Arrested Development” 
• “The Big Bang Theory” 
• “Modern Family” — WINNER 
• “Veep”

Stunt Ensembles

Outstanding action performance by a stunt ensemble in a motion picture

• “All is Lost” 
• “Fast & Furious 6” 
• “Lone Survivor” — WINNER 
• “Rush”” 
• “The Wolverine”

Outstanding action performance by a stunt ensemble in a comedy or drama series

• “Boardwalk Empire” 
• “Breaking Bad” 
• “Game of Thrones” — WINNER 
• “Homeland” 
• “The Walking Dead”

Life achievement award

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I watched part of the ceremony live, then went out to dinner with my Silver Fox Husband. We came home and watched the rest on DVR, which was great because I could fast forward through the embarrassing and awkward parts (5/8ths of the broadcast, including the lame-o announcer). It would make me very happy if I never hear an award winner SING part of their acceptance speech, OR pretend they don’t speak English well (SOFIA VERGARA? Enough already!), OR mention Venus and a Russian dude who built a boat.

But yeah. Congrats to the winners.

Screen Actors Guild Awards 2014: Complete List of Nominations

14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Nominations Announcement

My head is in a fog, because I swear I just wrote about the 2013 SAG Award Nominees. Sheesh. Here we go…

FILM

Male Actor, Lead

Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Forest Whitaker, Lee Daniels’ The Butler

Male Actor, Supporting

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Daniel Brühl, Rush
Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
James Gandolfini, Enough Said
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Jordan-Jared

Let this sink in for a moment. Jordan Catalano JUST might be nominated for an Oscar.  Oh, Jordan/Jared–I hate myself for loving you.

Female Actor, Lead

Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock, Gravity
Judi Dench, Philomena
Meryl Streep, August: Osage County
Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks

Female Actor, Supporting

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Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
June Squibb, Nebraska
Oprah Winfrey, Lee Daniels’ The Butler

Cast in a Motion Picture

12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
August: Osage County
Dallas Buyers Club
Lee Daniels’ The Butler

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture

All Is Lost
Fast & Furious 6
Lone Survivor
Rush
The Wolverine

TV

Male Actor, TV Movie or Miniseries

Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Jeremy Irons, The Hollow Crown
Rob Lowe, Killing Kennedy
Al Pacino, Phil Spector

Female Actor, TV Movie or Miniseries

Angela Bassett, Betty & Coretta
Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor
Holly Hunter, Top of the Lake
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

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This photo KILLS me… (via GQ)

Male Actor, Drama Series

Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

Female Actor, Drama Series

Claire Danes, Homeland
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Kerry Washington, Scandal

Male Actor, Comedy Series

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Female Actor, Comedy Series

Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Ensemble, Comedy

30 Rock
Arrested Development
The Big Bang Theory
Modern Family
Veep

Ensemble, Drama

Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Comedy or Drama Series

Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Homeland
The Walking Dead

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Anyway…it looks to be a good year for “My So-Called Life”. (Lord, I crack me up.) 

SAG Awards 2013: Complete Winner’s List And Some Snotty Remarks

 

Tonight’s SAG Awards were fairly painless to watch…with one exception.  I’ll get to that in a second, but here is the complete list of winners, so we can get that outta the way. THEN we’ll really talk.

Argo – Best Picture

9th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Winners:

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Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
Silver Linings Playbook
Lincoln
Les Miserables
*Argo
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 

The DDL wins for his role in Lincoln

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
*Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Denzel Washington, Flight
John Hawkes, The Sessions

Jennifer Lawrence

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
*Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Alan Arkin, Argo
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
*Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

This sounds harsh, but I hate AnnE Hathaway.

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

Sally Field, Lincoln
*Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Maggie Smith, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
*Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys
Woody Harrelson, Game Change
Ed Harris, Game Change
Clive Owen, Hemingway & Gellhorn
Bill Paxton, Hatfields & McCoys

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway & Gellhorn
*Julianne Moore, Game Change
Charlotte Rampling, Restless
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias

This sounds harsh, but I love BCranz.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
*Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland

Claire Danes in her Spanx (Hey! She said it!)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
*Claire Danes, Homeland
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Someone PLEASE explain Alec Baldwin’s hair to me.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
*Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Louis C.K., Louie
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
*Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
*Downton Abbey
Homeland
Mad Men

The Cast of the Love Boat (Charo, in the lovely white dress) wins…oh. What?

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
30 Rock
Glee
The Big Bang Theory
*Modern Family
The Office
Nurse Jackie

STUNT ENSEMBLES

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Bourne Legacy
The Dark Knight Rises
Les Miserables
*Skyfall

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
*Game of Thrones
Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead

LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Dick Van Dyke

“They spelled my nieghhhhmmm wrong!!”

Okay.  I need to vent.  AnnE (“I can’t believe they spelled my name wrong!” – at The Golden Globes) Hathaway is insufferable.  Disingenuous.  I mentioned on Twitter that I do believe she has surpassed Paltrow as my most-loathed actress.  Oh, yes. I said it.  Paltrow is at least honest about her snobbery (“thank God the fishmonger DELIVERS!”), unlike AnnE (which is how I’m spelling her name forevermore), who feigns modesty and humility all the while campaigning desperately for accolades; specifically an Oscar. And that little opening line about “being happy to have dental (benefits)” was lame and so obviously rehearsed while gazing into her evil looking glass prior to tonight’s telecast.

Ah, now AnnE poses in the Michelle Williams-ish non-pose on the red carpet.

Because she a seeedious-acktor.

She’s a petty horseface and I don’t care for her.  When you get a moment, please read this juicy piece about just how much of a petty bitch AnnE is–regarding a Ms. Katie Holmes.  

 

So, yeah. Congrats to the SAG Awards winners.  Especially Bryan (Hot Piece of Ass) Cranston.