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Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Humphries – Part II

Kim K. keeping it Klassy just before the big news...

In news that no one saw coming *pauses for laughter* reality starlet Kim Kardashian is divorcing her husband of only 72 days, Kris Humphries. Rumors began circulating not soon after they wed that they were already on the outs. The two married on August 20 in front numerous celebrity guests and cameras. The wedding was filmed for a two-part E! wedding special that documented their obviously Not That Special Day.


Photo via: People.com

Seems that Kardashian friend, enabler and employer Ryan Seacrest was the first to get the news out. He Tweeted:

 “Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”


Sleazecrest  Seacrest produces her family’s hit TV show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Make sure you get that plug in, Ryan. Ugh. After their honeymoon, the couple returned to New York to start shooting another effing show, Kourtney and Kim Take New York.  I imagine this show to feature the two stomping on buildings like Godzilla.

According to sources, Kris didn’t know Kim was filing for divorce until this morning. He is also reportedly “bummed” at the news and once said to friends that he “doesn’t believe in divorce.” Bummed is how you feel when your goldfish dies, not when you’re dissolving a marriage.

I don’t know why she married this llama in the first place, but I’m sure she’ll have no problem milking the hell out of this divorce.