Russell Brand has been arrested for allegedly grabbing a photog’s cell phone and firing it through the window of a New Orleans law firm … TMZ has learned. Russell turned himself in to New Orleans police within the last hour and is currently in police custody.
TMZ broke the story … Russell got pissed Monday night, after a photog began taking pictures on his iPhone. Russell allegedly took the cell phone and hurled it through the window of a law office.
The photog got the phone back and Russell agreed to pay for the window, but that didn’t satisfy cops and prosecutors. A warrant was issued for Russell’s arrest.
Naturally, the English comic felt it appropriate to drag the recently-deceased Apple-founder and CEO Steve Jobs’ name into the situation:
“The actor took to Twitter Wednesday to psuedo-apologize for throwing the paparazzo’s iPhone, claiming his grief over the death of tech mogul Steve Jobs was what caused him to act out.
“Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory,” he wrote.”
Every chick who appears on the cover of Interview Magazine winds up looking like Lindsay Lohan. Even Madonna looks like LL tries to look. Wait, what? Actually, Katy Perry doesn’t look insane here, she just looks like, oh Lord–I’m repeating myself. One good thing? She doesn’t look like Smurfette. I don’t think grown-ass women should have blue hair, but that’s just me.
Katy’s ex-husband, Russell Brand is obviously a complete nut. A naughty, philandering, jheri-curled nut. The worst thing with this outfit to me would be the white sandals. I’m pretty sure they are women’s sandals (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but–there IS something wrong with it. They are all cushioned and so pristine. I don’t find that in any way sexy. Generally, I wish men would keep their toes to themselves.
What the GOT-damnhell is Russellwearing, anyway? A knit hat, saggy-crotched white wrap-shorts, brown legwarmers and a Jesus tablecloth worn as a cape.
Say it with me, “DURRRRRP!“. Now Russell can go back to “sleeping” with 3 different chicks a day and Katy can go back to her Proactive infomercials and singing horribly live. (Sorry. That was harsh. Not really.)
Thanks to the fine folks at TMZ, we’ve learned that Russell filed his paperwork for the dissolution of his marriage to Katy in Los Angeles due to, again, SAY IT WITH ME: “Irreconcilable Differences.”