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Tom Cruise Scared Suri With His ‘Rock of Ages’ Look

Shudder...

 

While most of us are wondering where Tom Cruise keeps the fading painting of himself, others *cough* DivaJulia *cough* have raised eyebrows/gagged at his appearance in his latest film. Who knew Suri Cruise and DivaJulia had so much in common? While promoting his new movie ‘Rock of Ages,’ Cruise told Ryan Seacrest that his youngest daughter didn’t like his Stacee Jaxx look.

“When I had the eyeliner and the painted nails, [Suri] was a little taken aback by it. She was like, ‘What’s happening to my dad?’ ” “I joke with friends because she goes to [Katie‘s] sets and there’s hair and makeup and they’re very nice,” Cruise continues. “Suri comes to my sets and she’s got to wear a hard helmet. There are explosions going off. Dad is bloody. He’s bruised.”

Didn’t think anything could scare this child. Two interesting things, to me anyway, about the movie is that it was Tom’s idea for his character to have a pet monkey. The movie’s screenwriter Justin Theroux, yes Jennifer Aniston‘s boyfriend, told Shaun Robinson of Access Hollywood that when they were developing the character they thought he should have an animal sidekick named “Hey Man.

 

Justin Theroux, if you recall,  co-starred in ‘American Psycho‘ with Christian Bale, who as you may know based his portrayal of Patrick Bateman on Cruise. Bateman’s character in the book lives in the same building as Cruise did during the late 80s.

Perfect.

It all comes full circle.

Hear Tom Cruise Sing For The ‘Rock Of Ages’ Soundtrack – ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ VIDEO

Photo: WMagazine/Mario Sorrenti

The soundtrack for the upcoming big screen adaptation of Rock Of Ages has leaked, which means you can listen to stars Tom Cruise, Russell Brand and Julianne Hough sing 80s metal hits much sooner than Warner Bros. would have liked. The none professional singers sound pretty decent here, with the help of a little auto-tune of course.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, who plays the film’s antagonist Patricia Whitmore sounds great on “Hit Me With Your Best Shot,” and dare I say Cruise actually does Guns N’ Roses‘ “Paradise City” pretty damn well.

Don’t hurt me, DivaJulia! You can check out the whole soundtrack here!  But here’s the audio for Tom’s version of “Pour Some Sugar On Me”…

[Editor’s Note: I, DivaJulia am desperately trying to find a way to get back at Brittani ~ The Girl You Want, for this torture.]

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on Cover of W Magazine – My EYES!!!! GAHHH!

OhDearLort....help...me....

(Credit: W Magazine)

Please help me.  I can’t with this image…I just can’t.  What in the GOTdamnhell?  “Rock of Ages” is going to be the BIGGEST steaming pile of crap based on this photo alone. (Thank you, W Magazine?)

I wish you all were here with me on the couch (sofa, divan, davenport…depending on your region) when I dry-heaved and screamed in horror when this image popped up on my laptop screen.  The scary Silly Putty abs, the Sharped-on tattoos, those poor girls averting their eyes from the camera so as not to be recognized…and Tommy Girl, giving his best guy eye-linered f*ck me face? STOP IT!!!

Help. Me….please. I can’t take it anymore.  I need an IV of bleach for 24 hours at the very least.

Call 911.