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People’s Choice Awards – Let’s talk about Kristen Stewart’s behavior, shall we?

The "Twilight" Trifecta

Oddly enough, I have a very, very low embarrassment threshold.  If I see someone behaving in a completely inappropriate manner, or just plain awkwardness, I can’t bear to watch.  Case in point:  Kristen Stewart’s absolutely cringe-worthy, inelegant clumsiness during last night’s People Choice Awards on CBS.

Take a good look, if you missed it–then we’ll discuss.

Oh LAWD.  Honey, you’re an ACTRESS.  You can at least pretend to be enjoying your front-row seats.  Face it, if you are seated in the front row, you KNOW you’ve won.  (Granted, I do believe the winners are told ahead of time.  Why else would Johnny Depp show up two years in a row? Come ON.)

Crossed arms after winning an award? Really?

Photos, Video via CBS.com

Kristen’s crossed arms, stressy crossed leg swinging (a` la a Jerry Springer babymama, waiting for DNA results), I just couldn’t bear to look at her.  (I’m a pro at body language, dontcha know.)

Here’s the thing.  We all have a different persona when we leave the house.  We have our professional face, our casual and friendly face, our “please may I have the overdraft charges on my checking account forgiven?”-face at the bank–you get the idea.  I know that with any job, I feel like an actress–totally playing a part, based upon whom I was dealing with at any given time. I still several “personalities” for whatever situation I find myself faced with–did I just say I have multiple personalities?  Whatevs.

This is why, for the life of me, I cannot get past Kristen’s amateurish shoe-gazing at these awards shows.  Having said that, she almost seems to have a contradictory presence, with her glitzy, über-short dress and sky-high heels.  It’s as if she’s saying, “DON’T LOOK AT ME…look at me, though…BUT DON’T LOOK AT ME” all at the same time.

Lest we forget, Kristen comes from a show business family and has been acting since she was eight years old.  It’s not as if she was plucked from a small town, and turned into Bella Swan against her will.   Acting is the only life Kristen has known for the better part of her life, forpitysake.

Two words: Taylor Swift.  I know I sometimes make fun of Tay, but I will say she’s always extremely gracious.  How about last night when she congratulated Elton John on becoming a daddy?  Sure, it was rehearsed…big deal.  Taylor’s words were still very sweet and poised.  Taylor and Kristen are only months apart in age, if you weren’t aware.

I’m beginning to feel that Kristen is generally lacking in manners.  She should really be used to the routine by now.  I’d be happy to have a chat with her about how to behave in public.

2010 Teen Choice Awards – SPOILERS; PICTURES

Katy Perry
That reluctant vampire-dude...COUGH COUGH
Sandy and Betty - y'aller so nasty!
Lea Michele - Bangin' body; annoying as f*ck.
"Hotties" Megan Fox and Taylor Lautner. Awesome. Plastic surgery and a snout--all the rage!
Oh, yeah. THAT's better. Thank you, David Beckham...

The actual awards telecast is set to air on FOX on tonight August 9) from 8-10 ET/PT, the biggest names in show business turned up to claim their surfboards – as big winners included the stars of Twilight, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Sandra Bullock.  Yeah, spoilers, but at least I don’t have to watch the show.  Sigh.  (Yeah.  Like I was GONNA.)

The complete list of 2010 Teen Choice Awards winners is as follows:


Choice Movie: Action Adventure

“Sherlock Holmes”

Choice Movie Actor: Action Adventure

Channing Tatum, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”

Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure

Rachel McAdams, “Sherlock Holmes”

Choice Movie: Sci-Fi


Choice Movie: Liplock

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie: Fight

Mia Wasikowska vs. The Jabberwocky, “Alice in Wonderland”

Choice Movie: Hissy Fit

Miley Cyrus, “The Last Song”

Choice Movie: Chemistry

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie: Male Breakout

Liam Hemsworth, “The Last Song”

Choice Movie: Female Breakout

Taylor Swift, “Valentine’s Day”

Choice Movie: Male Scene Stealer

Kellan Lutz, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie: Female Scene Stealer

Ashley Greene, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi

Sam Worthington, “Avatar”

Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi

Zoë Saldana, “Avatar”

Choice Movie: Fantasy

“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy

Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie Actress: Fantasy

Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie: Drama

“The Blind Side”

Choice Movie Actor: Drama

Robert Pattinson, “Remember Me”

Choice Movie Actress: Drama

Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”

Choice Movie: Romantic Comedy

“Valentine’s Day”

Choice Movie Actor: Romantic Comedy

Ashton Kutcher, “Valentine’s Day”

Choice Movie Actress: Romantic Comedy

Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”

Choice Movie: Comedy

“Date Night”

Choice Movie Actor: Comedy

Ashton Kutcher, “Killers”

Choice Movie Actress: Comedy

Tina Fey, “Date Night”

Choice Movie: Horror/Thriller

“Paranormal Activity”

Choice Movie Actor: Horror/Thriller

Leonardo DiCaprio, “Shutter Island”

Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller

Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body”

Choice Movie: Animated

“Toy Story 3”

Choice Movie: Villain

Rachelle Lefevre, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie: Dance

Sandra Bullock and Betty White, “The Proposal”

Choice Summer Movie

“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”

Choice Summer Movie Star: Male

Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”

Choice Summer Movie Star: Female

Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”


Choice TV Show: Drama

“Gossip Girl”

Choice TV Actor: Drama

Chace Crawford, “Gossip Girl”

Choice TV Actress: Drama

Leighton Meester, “Gossip Girl”

Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

“The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV Show: Action

“NCIS: Los Angeles”

Choice TV Actor: Action

Zachary Levi, “Chuck”

Choice TV Actress: Action

Yvonne Strahovski, “Chuck”

Choice TV Show: Comedy


Choice TV Actor: Comedy

Jonas Brothers, “JONAS”

Choice TV Actress: Comedy

Selena Gomez, “Wizards of Waverly Place”

Choice TV: Animated Show

“Family Guy”

Choice TV: Reality Show

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians”

Choice TV: Reality Competition Show

“American Idol”

Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star

Lee DeWyze, “American Idol”

Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star

The Kardashians, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”

Choice TV: Villain

Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV: Personality

Ryan Seacrest

Choice TV: Breakout Show

“The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV: Female Scene Stealer

Hilary Duff, “Gossip Girl”

Choice TV: Male Scene Stealer

Chris Colfer, “Glee”

Choice TV: Female Breakout Star

Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV: Male Breakout Star

Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV: Parental Unit

Mike O’Malley, “Glee”

Choice Summer TV Show

“Pretty Little Liars”

Choice Summer TV Star: Male

Ian Harding, “Pretty Little Liars”

Choice Summer TV Star: Female

Lucy Hale, “Pretty Little Liars”


Choice Music: Male Artist

Justin Bieber

Choice Music: Female Artist

Lady Gaga

Choice Music: Group

Selena Gomez & The Scene

Choice Music: Rap Artist


Choice Music: R&B Artist


Choice Music: Rock Group


Choice Music: Male Country Artist

Keith Urban

Choice Music: Female Country Artist

Taylor Swift

Choice Music: Country Group

Lady Antebellum

Choice Music: Single

“California Gurls,” Katy Perry

Choice Music: Hook Up

“Airplanes,” B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams

Choice Music: Breakout Artist – Male

Justin Bieber

Choice Music: Breakout Artist – Female

Selena Gomez and The Scene

Choice Music: Love Song

“When I Look At You,” Miley Cyrus

Choice Music: R&B Track

“OMG,” Usher

Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track

“Love The Way You Lie,” Eminem featuring Rihanna

Choice Music: Rock Track

“Ignorance,” Paramore

Choice Music: Country Song

“Fifteen,” Taylor Swift

Choice Music: Album – Pop

“My World 2.0,” Justin Bieber

Choice Music: Album – Rock

“Brand New Eyes,” Paramore

Choice Music: Album – R&B

“Jason Derülo,” Jason Derülo

Choice Music: Album – Rap

“Relapse,” Eminem

Choice Music: Album – Country

“Fearless,” Taylor Swift

Choice Summer Music Star: Male

Justin Bieber

Choice Summer Music Star: Female

Lady Gaga

Choice Summer Music: Song

“California Gurls,” Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg


Choice Athlete: Male

David Beckham (Soccer)

Choice Athlete: Female

Serena Williams (Tennis)

Choice Action Sports Athlete: Male

Ryan Sheckler (Skateboarding)

Choice Action Sports Athlete: Female

Maya Gabeira (Surfing)


Choice Male Hottie

Taylor Lautner

Choice Female Hottie

Megan Fox

Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon- Female

Selena Gomez

Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon-Male

Taylor Lautner

Choice: Celebrity Fashion Line

“Miley and Max,” Miley Cyrus and Max Azria


Choice Comedian

Ellen DeGeneres

Choice Twit

Ellen DeGeneres

Choice Web Star

Shane Dawson

Choice Videogame

The Sims 3

Choice Smile

Taylor Lautner

Choice Activist


Choice American Idol Alum

David Archuleta

Most Fanatic Fans

“Twilight” Cast

Robert Pattinson – French Premiere Magazine Interview

Does he just walk around like this 24-7?

Oh, Robert Pattinson. What to say?

The fan-girl-stalked Brit is readying for another round of vampy madness, with the opening of the third cinematic installment in the Twilight series.

I’ve always found Rpatz to be something far finer and more interesting than Edward Cullen –there’s something brooding, eccentric, and fabulously, eccentricly… English about him. He’s become quite adept at handling public attention lately. Not so a couple years ago. His initial round of media interviews, at the dawn of Twilight, revealed a surly, unshaven, dirty (in a good way) young man clearly not used to (or expecting) all the fuss. He reminded me of the English theater actors I used to run into (*cough* drink with) when I lived in London: funny, hot, smart, dangerous, dirty. Not necessarily in that order.

Now I know not everyone finds RPatz attractive. But he comes off very personable in interviews. Also (cue Diva Julia’s smirk), I do find him ridiculously handsome –but only when he’s that unshaven, smoke-and-gin infused Brit actor guy swearing too much and dropping ash on his shoes as he gesticulates wildly about Why Tybalt Is So Misunderstood.

Herewith, my personal translation of a recent interview, this one with French Premiere magazine (thank you, Celebitchy, for the link):

Q: “Did you have a trainer who yelled at you and ordered you to do push-ups?”

RP: “Constantly. And here I thought that it would be just like the other movies: Kristen, Taylor and I in a room, going through the script. I was surprised.”

Translation: You mean I have to *work* at this? Eff you Americans & your chiselled-torso requirements. I’m an AC-tor!

Quote: “Can you imagine if we decided to go all in and turn Twilight into a raw saga for adults with sex scenes and everything?”

Translation: I want a raw sex saga involving biting, sucking and submission. A camera is optional.

Quote: “I’d like not to be so paranoid when I meet new people.”

Translation: I can’t talk to women unless I’m drunk.

Quote: “Once the make-up was put on my face, and I wore my contacts, everything came back to me. For the first time, I realized that I missed this character and how weird I would feel when the saga is over.

Translation: I can’t wait for this fu*cking crap to be over. I may still wear makeup and contacts. Chicks dig it.

Q: “If I was playing someone as serious as Edward Cullen for months, I’d like to release the tension once the filming is over, probably by getting drunk all night.”

RP: “But I was already drinking on set. *laughs* But seriously…”

Translation: Kristen’s pout & Stephanie Meyer’s poor prose drove me to drink. Us English actors do that you damn Americans.

Q: “(When your fame is over) I could see you play songs in bars in the nowheres of France.”

RP: “You couldn’t have said it better.”

Translation: English AC-tor. You French don’t pay attention. Wait. Can I tour with Johnny Depp?

Quote: “When I was 19 I filmed a short movie in Brittany for two weeks. Every night, I would play music in bars, it was fantastic. One of my favorite memories.”

Translation: I lost my virginity in a French bar, drinking Bordeaux & smoking Gitanes. I’m beautiful on the outside only. Inside I’m Serge F*cking Gainsbourg. Be afraid.

No, I won’t be seeing Twilight: Eclipse when it opens June 30th. But I’ll be following the press clips, smirking at the photos, wondering when we’ll read about debauched limo rides and dodgy incidents involving fish, women, and hotels.

A girl’s gotta dream, after all.