So about the apocalypse…
According to sources, and some excited tweets from the Kardashian Klan, it seems that Kim is pregnant with her first child.
Kanye West announced this onstage at Revel in Atlantic City. His future baby mama was of course in attendance, and apparently the news came autotuned.
I’m sure a shaky video of the big reveal will on the internet soon. I think the person happiest about all of this is matriarch Kris, because it’s not like her other grandchildren were fathered by one of the most famous rappers in the world. We can expect a line of baby clothes from the Kardashian Kollection at Sears to debut in the Spring.
I really wish I had enough of a shit to give to be properly snarky about this, but eh, congrats.
Editor’s Note: Kim is still married to Kris Humphries, in case you forgot.