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2011 Razzie Award Nominations – Here we go.

Congrats on your FOUR Razzie Awards, Jessica Alba! Well done.

We all know the Razzie Award Nominations are announced the day before Oscar nominations (which, obviously will be announced at the CRACK tomorrow morning).

I LOVE that Jessica Alba was nominated four times Worst Supporting Actress.  Jessica better treasure these nods, because I don’t see her being nominated by any other organization.  Someone better start planning her Razzie Awards party at In ‘N Out Burger, because sadly, (not really) I haven’t heard of any sort of Vanity Fair party for the Razzies.

WORST PICTURE

The Bounty Hunter

The Last Airbender

Sex & the City 2

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Vampires Suck!

WORST ACTOR

Jack Black, Gulliver’s Travels

Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter

Ashton Kutcher, Killers and Valentine’s Day

Taylor Lautner, Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day

Robert Pattinson, Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST ACTRESS

Jennifer Aniston, The Bounty Hunter and The Switch

Miley Cyrus, The Last Song

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, Sex & the City 2

Megan Fox, Jonah Hex

Kristen Stewart, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessica Alba, The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day

Cher, Burlesque

Liza Minnelli, Sex & the City 2

Nicola Peltz, The Last Airbender

Barbra Streisand, Little Fockers

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Billy Ray Cyrus, The Spy Next Door

George Lopez, Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine’s Day

Dev Patel, The Last Airbender

Jackson Rathbone, The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Rob Schneider , Grown Ups

WORST EYE-GOUGING MISUSE OF 3D

Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore

Clash of the Titans

The Last Airbender

Nutcracker 3-D

Saw 3-D (aka Saw VII)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE/WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter

Josh Brolin’s face & Megan Fox’s accent, Jonah Hex

The entire cast of The Last Airbender

The entire cast of Sex & the City 2

The entire cast of Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST DIRECTOR

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Vampires Suck!

Michael Patrick King, Sex & the City 2

M. Night Shyamalan, The Last Airbender

David Slade, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables

WORST SCREENPLAY

The Last Airbender, written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko

Little Fockers, written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke

Sex & the City 2, written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV Series created by Darren Star

Twilight Saga: Eclipse, screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

Vampires Suck! written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL

Clash of the Titans

The Last Airbender

Sex & the City 2

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Vampires Suck

Remember last year, though?

Sandy is a class-act and I love how she laughed at herself…then went on to win the Oscar. That’s because Sandy is awesome and down-to-earth and Jessica Alba is not.

The End.

p.s. See you tomorrow for the Mother of All Hollywood Back-Patting nominations. (Eyeroll.)