Amanda Bynes gave a statement to Us Weekly on Thursday, stating: “I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.” Bitch, respect your own privacy. And multi-millionaire? Come on, now.
The story in question documented the first alleged sighting of the actress, as she has generally been lying low recently, after weeks of reports of her manic behavior and perpetual game of bumper cars that no one else seemed to be in on.
In Touch reported that Bynes had been “walking around at Beach Bump tanning salon in New York completely naked.” Their source alleged that she “didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it… There was definitely something wrong with her.”
Apparently taking a spin class in a push-up bra and getting into a fight with a paparazzo is fine, but she draws the line and walking around naked in a tanning salon.
That’s it, Amanda. Way to own your crazy.