Ugh. See what I did there? I gave you a completely lame and misleading headline. Yaaaaawwwn. I’m even boring myself when it comes to these two, and I tend to be my own biggest fan. (Not really. I hate everything I write.) Not really. What?
Everyone’s favorite hillbilly has landed a spot on
no one’s everyone’s favorite sitcom, Two and a Half Men. I’m cringing at these photo. It’s just a bit too pervy. I’m looking at you, CyrusKutcher.
Cyrus makes her Two and a Half Men debut on Thursday, Oct. 17, as Missi, Walden’s (Kutcher) friend’s daughter, who begins to make him feel old.
And while Missi spends some time with Walden in bed, she’s actually a love interest for Jake (Angus T. Jones), who returns home from the army to visit his father Alan (Jon Cryer).
So Miley plays a little gal named Missy? I think that’s close enough to the ultimate in white-trash names, Misty, don’t you?
Off I go to read all the hate-comments by chicks named Misty. Wait. That would mean they can read.
Daaaayummm. I’m stunned by my own bitchiness.