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Happy Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

Angelina Jolie, presented with a 'Maleficent' birthday cake in Shanghai
Angelina Jolie, presented with a ‘Maleficent’ birthday cake in Shanghai

We here at Dipped in Cream really do love Angie. We love her Hayseed, Brad Pitt, too. We love her kids. We love her French chateau. (I’m saying all that in Antoine (“Hide Yo Kids”) Dodson’s intonation, FYI.) But we DO love her!

The Beautiful One is 39 years old today. Let’s take a look at our girl through the years, shall we?


‘Maleficent’ – I’d actually like this photograph mounted and framed over my mantle. Too much? I don’t think so.


Angie rolling in the grass for Rolling Stone


St. Angelina


The first appearance of ‘Angie’s Leg’ at the Golden Globes


The perfect pregnant woman…


Angie’s super-short hair after completing ‘GIA’


Angie’s Golden Globe winning performance for ‘GIA’ on HBO


Our favorite Bad Girl Angie


And this is where it alllll began. Mr. and Mrs. Hotty McSexySmith


Angie’s Oscar-winning performance of Lisa in ‘Girl Interrupted’

Which Angie persona is YOUR favorite? Did I leave any out?

Did Angelina Jolie Slam Gwyneth Paltrow?


This really makes me squeal like a little girl, you guys. Remember when Paltrow announced her “conscious uncoupling” from Chris Martin? Of course you do. (That idiotic phrase of hers makes me want to yank out a fistful of her hair, by the way.) She then went on to tell the world how hard she has it as a single mom who works as an actress in Hollywood. Really. It’s super, super HARD:


“It’s much harder for me,” mother-to-two Paltrow, 41, said. “I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening.”

“When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult,” she continued. “I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as… of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set.”

This entitled piece of gluten-free white bread.  Seriously? So yesterday, Angelina Jolie was promoting the shit out Maleficent like nobody’s bidness, and gracefully made the following statement:


“I’m not a single mom with two jobs trying to get by every day,” the Maleficent star said. “I have much more support than most people, most women in this world. And I have the financial means to have a home and health care and food.. “I actually feel that women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn’t complain,” Jolie, who is worth a reported combined $270 million with Pitt, said. “Consider all the people who really struggle and don’t have the financial means, don’t have the support, and many people are single raising children. That’s hard.”


HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Oh, Paltrow. THIS is how it’s done. Dumbass.

Disney Debuts New Trailer for ‘Maleficent’

maleficent woods


Last night was many things, the Grammy Awards being the main one. But screw that for right now, okay?! BECAUSE THE NEW “DREAM” TRAILER FOR DISNEY’S ‘MALEFICENT’ HAS DROPPED AND, SWEET JESUS, QUEEN ANGELINA JOLIE IS APPROPRIATELY SLAYING! I can’t even; I’m covered in so many excitement-induced goosebumps that I resemble a chicken.  This trailer is giving me SO.MUCH.LIFE. when I was only moderately interested before.

‘Maleficent’ looks like it’s going to be an absolute sumptuous feast for the eyes and Angelina in the title role is essentially the stuff of wet dreams. Eeeeeeeeeeeefiawoegnawogawg;aw. This trailer features the song “Once Upon A Dream” as covered by Lana Del Rey. I have…a back and forth relationship with Lana, I’ll admit, but no one can deny that this rendition of the classic song is a perfect fit. Both haunting and sweet, it immediately gets stuck in one’s head and is, thankfully, available for free download on Google Play.

Check out the trailer and try not to jizz!