So Rihanna leaked (ew) her GQ Man of the Year cover on Twitter and we’re supposed to be all, “Ooooh, so edgy, girl!” about it, and all I can do is look at her freakishly gigantic hands. I’ll be shocked the day this one wears a super cute dress on someone’s cover at this point. So, we have the Man Hands, the Clooney-Caesar haircut, the underboob tattoo of RiRi’s grandmother “Isis”. (I know it’s just symbolism–whatEVER.)
Good LORT, I’m BORT with Rihanna. Seriously. Where are the actual MEN of the Man of the Year issue? Oh.
Those hands, though.