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Jon Hamm’s Penis Is Causing Trouble For ‘Mad Men’ Staff


You guys know that Jon Hamm‘s Hamm Roll is one of our favorite topics on DiC. Well, as much as we appreciate it, his penis has caused some issues for the costumers of ‘Mad Men.’ Hamm is notorious for going commando and has been urged to wear underwear on the set of the AMC drama, according to what a staffer told the New York Daily New‘s Confidenti@l.

This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” the source tells Confidentia@l. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

Oh HEY, Jon Hamm!

I’ve been a big fan of the show since it began, and I can’t say that I’ve ever seen a particularly distracting dick print. Yes, I have been looking that hard. The same insider says that Jon’s member had to be Photoshopped out of promotional images during ‘Mad Men”s first and second seasons.

When the promotional pictures came back the first few seasons, we had to work with them. Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendrick’s boobs, but it’s Jon that has the most to show. It’s a good problem to have.”

A good problem indeed.

This all makes it sound like Jon’s peen has a mind of it’s own and hates to be covered up or something. Why can’t y’all let Jon Hamm’s penis be great?! Still, Hamm’s rep responded to the Daily News‘ claims, saying,

I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”

Yeah–“blogged about 1000 times by Dipped in Cream alone!  The fact that we keep talking about means that it’s, and by it’s, I mean his PENIS, is a big deal!